Mario Speedwagon
@SilipigniMario
Beer monger. Sorcerer. Ostrobogulous. Flirty. Best described as a trashbag filled with mango pulp. #FidgetSays @NationalDazeTag @BrainBlondies @kickasspopups
I know times are tough. Maybe worse for you than the next person. I just want you to know- Mario is here for you. Via proxy. #LiftUpATweep
id like to report a domestic dispute
Yeah bro, the clothes I was folding was actually supposed to be your bed. No it’s fine, go ahead.
Grok of those who have visited my profile in the last year, who had the fattest of asses?
If you grew up watching The Electric Company you heard Tom Lehrer. #TomLehrer #SilentE #The ElectricCompany youtu.be/91BQqdNOUxs
We All Have Way Too Many Electronics! This Week’s @TalkieTags Premise Is “What Of Electronics Could Talk” Film As MANY Videos As You Want We Drop The # Tue 10 pm EDT
The Astros are reportedly looking into a 5-team trade for Justin Verlander, Carlos Correa, Alex Bregman, George Springer, Martin Maldonado and a trash can to be named later. (via @JuliaMorales)
Grits’ Brisket Taco Tortilla fried in ghee or tallow Pimento cheese Smoked brisket Pickled peppers and onions Bbq sauce @tacokingX @DadsSeasonings @PegLegPorker @RichOToole
Trump should be imprisoned in a windmill for the crimes he committed with Epstein
#TurnOZZYintoAnAcronym Offsetting Zach's Ziggurat Yo
#IDroppedMy is this week's #HashtagAfterDark hashtag game! PLAY NOW and please remember to generously like and re-post your fellow hashtag game players ❤️ In Memory of @JojiBoutique 🕯