Amy Miller
@ThatAmyMiller
Civil/election litigation. Formerly: @marshablackburn's speechwriter, Team Cornyn, TX House, DC NFRW VP. Forever a Boilermaker 🚂
Everyone wish my pretty friend Kira a happy happy birthday week!
Started off birthday week with a fancy dinner last night. These are my last two days as a 50 yo. How’d I do?
Nearly evergreen tweet
So is the plan to just say “Go Fuck Yourself” for the remaining 10 months, then?
His comedy had heart, but his Maron-inspired anthropological thing somehow did not (for the most part)
Stephen Colbert had a succinct message to President Trump for gloating about the end of the "Late Show": "Go f*ck yourself." variety.com/2025/tv/news/s…
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Habba: I can't get in front of the full senate if Jeffries is making comments like that and directing Cory Booker and Andy Kim to not allow me to get in front of senate which is passing a blue slip.
Fair
Hunter Biden: “You have the Pod Save America motherfuckers… What the fuck? I mean, are they out of their fucking minds?” (via Channel 5 with Andrew Callaghan)
Hell isn't hot enough
BREAKING NEWS: 1 YEAR OLD CHILD SHOT IN SE DC: 800 Bl. of Yuma St. S.E. @DCPoliceDept on scene investigating a shooting with a 1 year old female child transported with NLT gunshot wound injuries.
Just attached something for someone's convenience and MEANT EVERY WORD.
I...I have one. And in fact I'm logged into it right now! With the correct password you just rejected! I hope you go bankrupt!
Someone please give this guy a CNN contract or a superPAC to run or something. I can't stand it anymore.
Robert Francis ‘Beto’ O’Rourke seems to be gearing up for yet another political campaign, having run unsuccessfully for POTUS, Senator and Governor. He’s always running. He even ran for the WH after saying doing so would destroy his family. He did it anyway. And lost.
And may I add, for the love of CHRIST, it's time to do something with that site other than let it lie fallow. DC is a hot mess but this would make it less messy.
I think too many people are over-estimating the role Trump has in making a deal to get the Commanders a new stadium in D.C. The land’s lease is held by D.C., the deal is before the D.C. Council, and federal law prohibits any federal funds being spent on a stadium.
You'll never guess who they endorsed!
The President of Republicans for National Renewal was caught sending ball-busting anime fetish porn to a woman that wasn’t his wife last year. He offered me money not to publish the story.
Someone please tell @BasedMikeLee or @tedcruz or whoever proposed this that banning right turns on red and enforcing bus lane restrictions with cameras made downtown DC EXPONENTIALLY safer and more pleasant. I was a skeptic too!
NEWS: A proposed Republican spending bill includes a number of provisions impacting D.C. laws and programs. The bill would: - Repeal D.C.'s assisted suicide law. - Prohibit D.C. from using traffic cameras, or to ban rights turns on red. - Repeal non-citizen voting in D.C.
Government so big and stupid you need a "gas can freedom act"
Why I introduced the Gas Can Freedom Act. congress.gov/bill/119th-con…
This tweet triggered something evil inside me
Good morning! I'm in Uganda to visit family and friends. But depending on your perspective, don't worry or I'm sorry: I'll be back by the end of the month. See you soon, NYC.
Barreled over by genuine "we can't, we don't know how to do it anymore" sentiment
When I get back to New York, I am going to see if I can rustle up some friends to do a regular cafe writing day. Weekly. No talking. No horseplay. Just writing with the homies. Putting down our little thoughts. I yearn for a salon (french) atmosphere.
Lightly investigated what led to Jo*l B*try ending up all over my timeline and now I have to throw my phone in the lake. The Catholics are not alright!
He's transmogrifying into Markwayne Mullin
If you refuse to see what is happening, the cancellation of the Colbert show should open your eyes. I want to explain to you what a censorship state looks like - where a corrupt government gives favors to media that suppresses criticism of the regime.
Beyond the obvious takeaway (Matt Walsh is a loser who tells on himself every single day), how tragic to be married to a man who refuses to give a shit about the things you share *in order to preserve a bit*
For a while, it was believed that women and gay men are born with a natural sense for aesthetics. In reality, straight men, particularly American male Protestants, have simply barred themselves from taking an interest in aesthetics bc they think this makes them noble.
Bring on the Touré renaissance! Tremendous content that is so unhinged even the Democrats are worried.
UNHINGED: Touré on CNN last night: President Trump "supposedly got shot in the ear." @ScottJenningsKY: "Woah, woah, woah. Did you say 'supposedly'?" @benfergusonshow: "Supposedly, that's where we are now." Abby Phillip: "Touré, he was shot in the ear." This is where the…
The left quite literally ruined the lives and livelihoods of people who told benign Obama jokes. Late night writers have said outright that they were afraid to write Obama jokes because of the aforementioned RUINOUS HYSTERIA. Sit down.
Not really an overstatement to say that the test of a free society is whether or not comedians can make fun of the country's leader on TV without repurcussions.