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@TXLEGECricket
Don’t mind me, just chirpin’ at the #txlege
oh he’s gonna be so mad when he wakes up tomorrow #txlege
I hate it when people compare alcohol to THC. Jesus Christ turned water into wine. He did not turn marigolds into marijuana. #txlege
#txlege anon accounts w/ all of today’s hot goss, courtesy of @CurrentRevolt
Saying "There's no Epstein client list" is the oldest lawyer trick in the book. No, Jeffrey Epstein probably didn't keep a document under a paperweight on his desk entitled, "LIST OF MY FRIENDS WHO ARE P*DOPHILES." Stand up a select committee and investigate it.
I just know that everyone in #txlege is at this moment googling what “biblical grounds for divorce” are lol
truly takes one to know one on terrible campaigns, am i right #txlege
Colin Allred ran a terrible campaign last time. Why the fuck would we support him this time? Can’t Democrats do better?
very funny that 2 of the escapees apparently were arrested in HUNTSVILLE. #txlege
BREAKING: Antoine Massey, who escaped from New Orleans jail, captured after 6 weeks on the run
holy shit so many republicans were just waiting to kick out @BoFrenchTX lmao #txlege
yes, NYC democratic primary voters disappointed in the mayoral election, please move to Texas. #txlege
Dear Concerned New York City Resident or Business Owner: Don’t panic! Just move to Dallas, where we strongly support our police, value our partners in the business community, embrace free markets, shun excessive regulation, and protect the American Dream! apple.news/A67-ckmdMQ9aBt…
Nnnnooooooo #txlege
Here’s to not hearing the Clerk ring the bell until 2027. Happy Sine Die, you #txlege freaks.
lmao see u this summer #txlege
It had a flaw in it. I put it on the special session to fix it.
It sickens me to hear Spanish spoken on the streets of Los Angeles, San Diego, Palo Alto, San Francisco, Santa Ana, San Jose, Santa Barbara, San Bernardino, El Cerrito, La Mirada, San Luis Obispo
A new private club located in Georgetown called Executive Branch will be a MAHA-friendly luxury hideaway in the style of a grand mansion. With memberships costing up to $500,000, curious scenesters have had more questions than answers. wapo.st/3SIpT8o
A new private club located in Georgetown called Executive Branch will be a MAHA-friendly luxury hideaway in the style of a grand mansion. With memberships costing up to $500,000, curious scenesters have had more questions than answers. wapo.st/3SIpT8o
if he says it, a veto is definitely not coming 🖊️✅
A veto is coming. 🖊️ ❌
i hope @TexasHDC is awake, because @texasdemocrats are fucking asleep. jfc, can someone do fucking anything about a corrupt AG that refuses to defend our state’s laws. it would be nice to have someone competent filing info requests for this Paxton/Bondi collusion #txlege
🚨BREAKING: After filing a joint motion with the Trump Administration, I successfully stopped a law that unconstitutionally provided in-state tuition to illegal aliens. Ending this un-American provision is a major victory for Texas.
i hope everyone’s done nursing their hangovers and finding productive ways to handle the post #txlege activity cliff.
lmao Dadg Phelan and Denis Burris absolute #txlege swamp rats
I knew it!
shoutout to the anon caucus for being the wonderful mofos they are love ya fam #txlege
you can do a lotta growing up in one session #txlege
life comes at you fast, happy sine die 🥲