The Monster
@SumErgoMonstro
Minarchist Language Martinet and Computer Geek. I don't speak for my employer, which is very easy to do because right now I have none. DM me any leads.
Saying The Quiet Part Out Loud
Rep. Yvette Clarke (D-NY): "I need more migrants in my district, for redistricting purposes" This is how you hijack democracy
Much of the gerrymandering here is due to Federal law demanding "majority minority" districts to make sure that, for instance, Jasmine Crockett's 30th District has enough black/brown voters to make a majority.
Blatant disenfranchisement through insanely aggressive gerrymandering in red states and the inevitable mirror response from blue states is a larger Constitutional crisis than anything else and if permitted by the SC and inflamed by the WH will 100% break our country.
Good reason not to go to a country where you can't speak the language.
Nightmare scenario: this man was detained for months just because they couldn’t find an interpreter for his court hearing.
“This is what they took from us 😔”
95 percent of Right Wing nostalgia is just a picture of a woman with unbelievable honkers captioned, “This is what they took from us 😔”
See @StephenAtHome this is how to do comedy.
This is what they took from us
95 percent of Right Wing nostalgia is just a picture of a woman with unbelievable honkers captioned, “This is what they took from us 😔”
Ten more months of this - will prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that he should have been fired long ago. Let him proceed with his tantrum.
'GO F--- YOURSELF': @colbertlateshow melts down on live TV, lashing out at @realDonaldTrump and vowing to go scorched earth after CBS axes his show. Says the gloves are off for the next 10 months—“They made one mistake: they left me alive.”
If you accept the idea that "Palestinians as a people" simply can't avoid inflicting civilian casualties upon Israel, then the logical consequence is indeed clear. I don't think Nick here has thought this through far enough.
The fundamental problem with Israel-Palestine is that the Israelis are too scared to take civilian casualties. Israel can be completely secure without the war, if they accept casualties. The only way to have no civilian casualties is to eradicate the Palestinians as a people.
If Israel had the morality of its enemies, the war would have been over in a weekend and millions would be dead.
That's why I'm a side-sleeper. Let the AC get to it.
Uranus is warmer than we thought. New computer modeling techniques revealed that Uranus generates internal heat. This is similar to our solar system’s other gas giants, like Jupiter or Neptune. go.nasa.gov/44HzIKx
People will do anything to help Colbert but watch his show
NOW: "CBS Sucks" and "Colbert Stays Trump Go!" Sign at Protests Against Cancelation of Stephen Colbert Late Show in NYC A protest Monday outside the Ed Sullivan Theater following CBS’s cancellation of The Late Show with Stephen Colbert. The group called the decision…
And "peek".
I’m not very pedantic about language and grammar but the fact that no one seems to know the difference between pique and peak is really starting to worry me
I’m not very pedantic about language and grammar but the fact that no one seems to know the difference between pique and peak is really starting to worry me
Wordle 1,495 3/6🐦 🟨🟨⬜⬜🟨[187/224] 🟨🟩🟩🟩⬜[8/10] ✅✅✅✅✅⛳️ Streak: 489=Max Distribution 1: 1 2: 40 3: 278 4: 284 5: 89 6: 20 X: 2 === 714 #TEMWC [The @EdMorrissey Wordle Club]
It's redistribution from the people who actually pay taxes (the productive) to everyone. The productive are net payers, and the unproductive are net recipients. Therefore, it's not a myth. It's the truth.
The biggest myth about Universal Basic Income is that it’s “redistribution from the productive to the unproductive.” #UBI 🧵
For all of his fault, Stewart will forever have a special place in my heart for his takedown of "lab leak is a conspiracy theory". Imagine there's an explosion of chocolatey goodness in Hershey, PA.…
People favorably contrast Colbert with Stewart, but they’re both overrated clowns reading words written by other people, desperate entertainers now past their prime. Even at its peak, The Daily Show was pure propaganda, a nightly smugness bacchanal
Looks more like KC Current colors to me.
Union Station lighting up in AFC Richmond colors to welcome ‘Ted Lasso’ cast, crew kansascity.com/news/local/art…
cc: @greggutfeld @PlanetTyrus @KatTimpf
Being the #1 late night network tv show is like being the tallest midget at the carnival. You still come up short.
Because if we just print up money, we become Weimar Germany. Something tells me Jon doesn't want to become Weimar Germany.
We made money. We can remake it. Money isn’t “real”, it’s just a societal agreement. So why not amend the agreement so everyone has enough for their basic needs? Universal Basic Income is a software update to an old operating system. #UBI