Ethan
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I identify as a TI-84 Plus graphing calculator (SIN/COS)
This guy posts "we should kill '6letters' '5letters' like we don't immediately know he's talking about George Floyd. He's been dead years now, find someone else to hate on.
Instead of Ozzy Osborne it should have been ****** *****
I used to think narwhals were mystical animals like unicorns, up until college. Then I saw them on Animal Planet and thought it was an elaborate joke. Imagine finding out unicorns were real all along. Yeah that was me.
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Hear me out, a wheelchair GF/wife is actually awesome. You really get to exercise that masculine motivation to help her see the world!
The goal isn't to get to the end of a game quicker. Do these people watch movies at 8x speed to get to the credits faster?
Ubisoft claims that putting microtransactions in single player games like Assassin's Creed Shadows makes them "more fun" to play They argue it's because players can "progress more quickly" if they pay for boosters
I just walked into a meeting room and everyone ducked behind the table and hid.
I was taught to use my right hand growing up. Decades later I found out I was left handed.
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Cool, but can it cook a Hot Pocket in like 0.2 seconds?
🔴 BREAKING: The U.S. Army now has a weapon that can instantly fry entire drone swarms. It's not a laser. It's not a missile. It’s Leonidas — a microwave cannon that sends out a pulse and melts electronics mid-air ⚡ No ammo. No reload. Just pure energy. One blast = 50+ drones…
He looks like the new postal service truck
The New Zohran Mamdani: Meet the Somali Muslim Migrant Running For Mayor of Minneapolis and Listen to His Loony Ideas for the City (VIDEO) thegatewaypundit.com/2025/07/new-zo…
This doesn't have to be a hot take you know...
Unaccompanied migrant children shouldn’t be forced into labor at California marijuana facilities.
"How dare you rescue the illegal alien indentured child servants working on our pot farms" is apparently the new slogan of the Democrat party
"How dare you rescue the illegal alien indentured child servants working on our pot farms" is apparently the new slogan of the Democrat party