StEVIL carlson
@Steve2c
Older, fatter, balderer, the world tour.
Ate some spicy barbecue wings last night and today I found barbecue sauce on my socks, in case you're into the suave, sophisticated type.
trump has been non stop threatening the fed chair to lower rates amidst the largest rate of change in tariff policy in American history all while he considers a pardon for the most notorious child sex trafficker in decades so he can have a possible story on why he’s not a pedo
Oh Im Cal Raleigh. I hit a lot of home runs. I hit from both sides of the plate. I play the most valuable position. I have one of the coolest nicknames in sports. Screw you man
Well, this didn't age well.
Weirdly losing that game Friday put nebraska in a preferable spot compared to Oklahoma Sunday.
Always assume incompetence before looking for conspiracy.
Meanwhile on USS Harry S. Truman:
So, basically the entire city then.
OPD is urging drivers to drive safely and slow down in construction zones with Operation Cone Zone, April 1-15. Officers will be conducting traffic enforcement in and around construction zones. For more information on work zone traffic safety, visit dot.nebraska.gov/safety/driving…
I knew about former Royals pitcher Blake Stein tying the record for most consecutive strikeouts, but I never knew it was attributed to the glare from the Miller Park windows when the park first opened. That's hilarious.
used girl math to do my taxes and now I’m going to jail
Yesterday it was 73°.today, this . No power. And somehow my hay fever is still kicking my ass.

My roommates are convinced our house is haunted. But I’ve lived here for 235 years and have never noticed anything strange.
Listen to this starling’s beatboxing skills.🔊🐦
running feels great until you compare it to not running
Republican introduces bill to make Trump’s birthday a federal holiday trib.al/0kVyPi9
Republican introduces bill to make Trump’s birthday a federal holiday trib.al/0kVyPi9