just soli
@SoliSolstice
they/ˢʰᵉ • president of the hole digging club • @solilyquist
Played basketball the other day but dirt and sunscreen kept getting in my eyes so tears were streaming down my face the entire time. The Weeping Hooper
i already pay 100k per backshot... its called having a wife who likes to shop 😅 am i right or what 😅 my wife likes to shop 😆 and we dont have sex often anymore.
100k per backshot, how many you taking?
realizing that there are a non zero number of people who are. and i’m not sure how i feel about that
A joint statement on Gaza from AFP, AP, BBC News and Reuters
A joint statement on Gaza from AFP, AP, BBC News and Reuters
I currently have a short term job teaching english at a Japanese school and today these two boys walked up to me and said "watch this... We are crazy..." And then tenderly kissed each other on the lips and walked away
If your first and last name start with the same letter I’d stay inside for awhile
One day you’ll find you no longer have the strength to pick up the bat. You’ll wonder if it was all worth it, asking yourself, was there more to life than smacking home run after home run? And God will answer, “No”.
being transgender is so hard because you have to be pulled apart from four directions by horses
i've done everything i could to help you man. everything i could do from my phone, anyway. time to cut you off.
Reminder that trans women can have/want: - A retinue of retainers and simpering bodyguards - Access to cheap and plentiful research chemicals - One or more wives - Gun that shoots 300 bullets a second - Best friend named Bongo - Bag of holding - Door to nightmare dimension
Ranking podcasts reminds me of when men assign a number to a woman's looks... something I hoped we left behind
tyler the creator seems to always be on his phone calling someone or receiving a call, usually from men (which i support)
every single day strangers offer me injections of mysterious substances