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Finally got my harnesses/gear put away, so I decided to try on some of them ;)
It's giving Calvin decline
Sydney Sweeney x American Eagle, oh my god.
When I was 18 I went to go see a movie with two friends and the lady checking tickets stops us and is like "you know this is an 18+ movie. It has a lot of mature things in it and if you're not 18 or older you really shouldn't watch it" it was house bunny 😭😭😭
share a piece of movie theater lore about yourself
Drag race finalista should have group names like pokemon legendaries
Mutt res dog: strong from battling mange as a pup, street smart, can metabolise any food Purebred dog: shits itself uncontrollably from eating processed chicken
He's definitely innocent but please don't search up anything about princes or dukes going to the US Virgin islands
Stuff is getting so funny
What else am I mad about? Specifically in the dessert area?📝📝📝
you're mad cuz i blended eggs, anchovies, garlic, lemon, dijon mustard, olive oil, and parm and poured it over some romaine lettuce and topped it with sourdough breadcrumbs i cooked down with garlic to make a gorgeous caesar salad instead of indulging a side of steamed broccoli
Loved her in the bond movies x
Matty Healy’s mother, Denise Welch, on his relationship with Taylor Swift: “Not being her mother-in-law is a role I’m glad that I lost. Not that I have anything against her, at all. It was just, you know, it was tricky. Listen, you’re not allowed to say anything, and then she…
I just think it's funny that guys will find what they think is the formula for attracting women, try it and it doesn't work and think "it's not me or my methods, it's them" 😭😭 like if all the women around you don't like your vibe, then try something else
I have a good friend who’s an ultra smart data science guy. Masters in statistics, great job, 6’2”. Maybe a touch socially awkward but a good dude. Legit cannot find a gf. Years of frustration on dating apps. Feel for him. These types of guys used to clean up with women.
if i follow you on twitter there’s at least an 85% i want to sleep with you