Jay Don Takes
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Thats a smooth three-quarter 60 degree and spin it back to the front pin
⛳️🏌️♂️155 to the pin… what are you hitting?
Did the guys who wrote Happy Gilmore 2 have a personal vendetta against Cam Smith?
Alright there are some really solid scenes in Happy Gilmore 2 for golf fans
Did Xander Schaufelle, wanting to do his own stunts, injure himself during the Happy Gilmore 2 filming resulting in Rory completing his Grand Slam? A thread 🧵
We are witnessing two generational runs right now
Updated TUGR rankings: 1.) Sydney Sweeney 2.) Scottie’s iron game
Joaco is a top 5 player in the world when Daft Punk is playing in the background
As someone who is lobbying for the death penalty for left lane campers: I can’t stand these people As someone who appreciates a good rage bait post: this is some top tier work
If you’re mad that I won’t vacate the left lane so that you can drive 20+ over the speed limit, truthfully that’s a you issue
The haters said they couldn’t 10X Freddy’s Frozen Custard and Steakburgers, suck it haters.
LIV Golf CEO Scott O’Neil just said that their contract revenue from financial partnerships has gone up by 10x year over year!
Wait... did Scottie just become an ELITE putter? I went deep into the data to find the answer. Let's dive in 🧵
Imagine thinking no one wants to watch Scottie play golf
NBC draws a little more than 4 million viewers for Scottie Scheffler’s dominant win at Portrush on Sunday (streaming included). That’s up big from 3.390M last year (Schauffele) and the best since 2022 at St Andrews
They’re building Bryson’s new golf ball
>$950m loss on a classified FFP program wtf are these guys building
I don’t really miss TGL, but this comment reminded that there was something special about watching Tiger misclub into a giant screen when it was 10 degrees outside in February
“YOU SAID 55 YARDS”
Can you imagine how awesome having a matchplay Major in 4 weeks would feel right now?
Tonight at 7:30 (eastern)! Scottie takes one more step toward immortality, winners and losers of the week at Portrush, and a quick look at both the 3M and LIV UK. Prepare your spiciest takes!
The real ones know Ryan Gerard is the Champion Golfer of the Year
My Ryder Cup team as it stands right now Scottie Bryson Xander Spaun Henley JT Keegan Griffin English Mav Gotterup Gerard