Scipio

Cheating should get u thrown into jail and/or killed

I hate the word goon. Its sexless and overplayed. Masturbate is real.Fap is pure 2012 hilarity. Jacking off is cheeky. Self abuse has grit to it. Touching yourself is profound and meta

Men microdose bicuriousness by asking what you’d do for a million dollars

saved this before it was taken down lol ...😭

We need to bring WNBA culture to League Esports. I gotta see Bwipo throwing it back on Busio

he always looks so 40

Swag Off / [On] Dubstep Off / [On] Sexism [Off] / On Racism [Off] / On Transphobia [Off] / On Homophobia [Off] / On - Dr. Paige K. MD

I think ludwig just reinvented jungle

27yo software engineer caught holding a 22yo Brooklyn nose piercing girl in his arms at the Bladee show from Instagram stories posted the morning after while his girlfriend was away getting her MFA at Syracuse

I made an oil painting of Nuke from Counter Strike

Paris is a great city. Le bosh.

People will comment and message me asking me how I come up with the shit I say, but genuinely I find my life so boring and empty I have to constantly think about something funny or I’ll die

Girl nobody looking at Anne Frank

whats the hardest edit of all time?

Dab

Umamusume for Dads

Everyday feels like Instant crush by daft punk

hating on labubus is USUALLY a dog whistle that u lowkey have conservative values / revere heteronormativity

when im eating out with my family at chilis and my labubu dubai chocolate nashville sliders got cold while i was grabbing my raising canes and daves hot chicken sauce and i didnt get my cheese pull so i lowkey air out the whole restaurant

abed just proposed to troy and not a single person gaf.... literally how it feels to ship trobed