miss chad
@laurenposting
I saw a boy say something online about what he said in real life
Text your boss. Ask them if they think you’re broken on a fundamental level. Master the art of drop shipping
Do it for her ❤️
this piece of chicken looks like stewie so i set it aside and am not letting anyone serve it
this piece of chicken looks like stewie so i set it aside and am not letting anyone serve it
He said This could be us if you stop playin. I said I will never stop playing
I miss halo 3
I’m not a millennial that wistfully reflects on ‘having fun’. I never had fun. I was experimented on, beaten, tortured & violated by dark occult forces using me as a case study/crash dummy toward the pathologization & profanation of the dionysian elements of the human spirit
I’ve been living in you’re walls lowkey
i confronted my roommate & said her gf can’t live here for 6 months straight w/ out paying rent or something, & the only resolution was the gf has started hiding every time i’m in the kitchen ?? 😭😭😭GIRL I SEE YOU
No one in San Francisco smiles. They take you out back and shoot you if you do
Imm so fuckeddffded upp .. fuck fuck I lost it all.My wife is going to be so mad at me
My thrift haul. Yes that is a ten commandments charm bracelet. Yes that is a fried chicken hair clip
THE PEOPLE OF SAN FRANSISCO DO NOT NEED TO HEAR THIS. I REPEAT. THE PEOPLE OF SAN FRANSISCO DO NOT NEED TO HEAR THIS
Hawk tuah was a masterclass in grace. Grab the mic. Allude to sucking dick. And boom. You’re the new Grace Kelly. I love you Hailey Welch
Everyoen loved my masturbation tweet. Great. What about my art you low life degenerates
I miss the gay guy hot yoga instructor I had yesterday so badddddddd. Alexa play Marvin’s Room!