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When women go meet a man for the first time their biggest fear is rape/death. For men it's that she might be fat. This shit is lame af
Introducing BoxScore, a man-only app where users anonymously share info and warnings about women to spot red flags and get feedback.
Thank you, toby :)
Hello. It's almost been 10 years since UNDERTALE released. Now, I'm looking for your memories. Let's turn back together. Face the flower and speak. memories.undertale.com
They should just automatically take this out of people's incomes at the end of the year.
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Venmo and PayPal users can now send money to the US government to help pay down $36.6 trillion national debt.
Jared Leto does an Akira slide on a lightcycle in ‘TRON: ARES’ #SDCC
Jared Leto does an Akira slide on a lightcycle in ‘TRON: ARES’ #SDCC
I'm actually pissed off I don't even live in the fucking uk
DON'T FUCKING DO THIS TO ME
“if you’re autistic simply learn to act like you’re not autistic” do you hear yourself. this is terrible advice to give to socially awkward autistics
People need to realize that unless u are severely (like non verbal) autistic, being “socially awkward” is something you can fix with practice. Social skills are like any skills: some people are born w natural ability, most people have to learn thru practice
Because Maxwell can lie for a pardon. The files can't.
WHY DO WE NEED NAMES FROM GHISLAINE MAXWELL WHEN THEY’RE IN THE FUCKING EPSTEIN FILES?
Humanz flopped cus gorillaz fans are virgins who don’t go to the club
"Quite sad innit" is fucking diabolical
NAAAAA WHAT THE FUCK
Wikipedia is currently in a legal battle with the UK government to try and stop the platform being censored in the UK - or even completely blocked - thanks to the Online Safety Act.
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pretty fun as far as meltdown tweets go
you're mad cuz i blended eggs, anchovies, garlic, lemon, dijon mustard, olive oil, and parm and poured it over some romaine lettuce and topped it with sourdough breadcrumbs i cooked down with garlic to make a gorgeous caesar salad instead of indulging a side of steamed broccoli
You should look up “time zones.” They’re like VPNs for the sun.
Bro tweeted this at 3 am on a weekday lol
sean kingston waking up one day in 2007:
Too many beautiful women in this city. I gotta die
Duolingo is uniquely bad Once it tried to teach me words related to court cases (guilty, culprit, etc). After 2 days I still kept forgetting them I played ace attorney in Japanese for like 30 minutes (then I forgot to keep playing) and I remember the same words to this day
The grip duolingo has on English speakers general idea of language "learning" makes me so sad
Sorry girl I can’t make it tonight. I’m drowning. There is no sign of land.
Does he know he’s made it illegal for anyone else to say this and has been arresting pensioners for protesting exactly this.
The suffering and starvation unfolding in Gaza is unspeakable and indefensible.
The police are using facial recognition cameras at trans pride today in London