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@Roysenotes
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my sister saw two unaccompanied little children in a trench coat giggling amongst themselves yesterday and i am absolutely howling
Haven’t tweeted in a while. They turned the water off on a water slide while I was on it and I got stuck for months
I enjoy wine and yap and this is the whole point and so does @Roysenotes
the new pope has probably listened to yankee hotel foxtrot or is at least aware of its existence
(studying footage of the Nuremberg Rallies) my god these people all had autism
You guys are all laughing at elon but it’s common knowledge that accidentally hitting the sieg heil is a side effect of the covid vaccine
Congestion pricing is not compatible with my cookie habit. $18.75 - my cookie $9 - toll to pickup cookies in my SUV $600 - Car Insurance $200 - SUV maintenance $1,509.70 - Escalade monthly payment That's over $100 a day just for cookies. Kathy Hochul has ruined NYC.
my friends hired an austin powers impersonator to show up at my birthday party here is my reaction to him walking in
.@HalieyWelchX my friend @_ericcurtin is throwing a big birthday bash tomorrow, and we’d love if you came! If this post gets 1,000 likes, will you go tuah (that’s a hawk tuah pun lol) his party?
Many don’t realize that the first people Hitler sent to his concentration camps weren’t everyday Jewish citizens, but his political opponents. So, when Trump rants about retribution, locking up his opponents, and giving them “very long sentences,” I can’t help but take him…
The party of people who can’t comprehend population density. Incredible stuff
New York is a swing state
.@HalieyWelchX can you wish my friend, jack, a happy birthday??