Jacob Bacharach

Generally true but I gotta say that we still laugh about the person in my b-school cohort who asked the prof in our optimization and linear algebra class "Why is my random number different from yours?"

BREAKING: FBI Deputy Director Dan Bongino says he will “never be the same after learning what he has learned.”

How Barbarossa became unjust.

Last Man in the Room hypothesis continues to survive testing and approaches the majestic realm of theory.

This is very funny analysis for a variety of reasons, but chief among them, to me, is the idea that people do not *care* about their hobbies. What, after all, is a hobby, but an incredible abundance of care?

The contention--which is pretty clear if you just read what I said--is that it's bogus for the WSJ to publish a hit piece without showing us the letter. I have no idea if the book exists--WSJ won't show it to us. I have no idea if the letter exists--WSJ won't show it to us. What…

Cooking at home doesn't have to be expensive if you learn to rustle cattle, but folks these days is lazy.

I wrote a sonnet about the problem of Woke AI.

Wait! I was told that every 5th-grader was now forcibly reading Deleuze & Guattari: My 2 Gay Dads: the Graphic Furry Porno

They're calling it Carolina, and doing so more and more

Jeffrey, you're doing a heckuva job.

Let aeroplanes circle moaning overhead Scribbling on the sky the message 'He is Dead'. Put crepe bows round the white necks of the public doves, Let the traffic policemen wear black cotton gloves.

U.S. Attorney General Pam Bondi has medical issue amid Epstein files scrutiny trib.al/STpCOjN

Guys, I am hearing some surprising news about a crass new cartoon that combines gross-out humor, cultural commentary, and a deliberately unpolished animation style!