scottsen21

This is where I tweet from btw

Ngl going that little 5 - 10 over the speed limit in the left lane isn’t enough bro u need to want to be here

That boy name must be on every page 😭

How it feels to park a Subaru at REI

“You can always spot Americans in foreign countries” Yeah man you blend right in at Yellowstone with your child’s medium Armani Exchange shirt, skin tight capri length jorts, and Pumas

imagine jamie little commentating your fatal crash

Oh you wanna go do something outside??? It’s 112 degrees at 6PM and also it’s somehow raining and windy. Btw we have a new AI that can make your pictures look like it’s a cartoon isn’t that awesome.

It probably feels good asf to bring your dog to the store if youre dumb

The President of the United States get shot at a live event, and seconds later. A small team of photographers get whisked beneath the stage co-ordinated by a man in a suit. Yeah alright dude 😆

I should have been locked the fuck in to motorsports in the northeast instead of being in 4nd grade in 2014. Nothing left for us now 😕

Quite possibly the last good account on this website it’s just pictures of people surfing and large sailing vessels.

What are YOU 🫵 doing to defeat the rampant spread of pickleball?

I just heard new order in a fucking Chevy commercial I didn’t need to hear that. What happened to putting some shitty Blake Shelton song about driving through a field in there.

The window seat on a plane is an incredible modern blessing. Imagine our ancestors getting to take in such a view. They would have been stunned, speechless. And yet, some close the shade and do what? My God. I can't understand those who shut the shade, and shut out the world.

No video game series has ever had as much of a positive impact on their audience as these did.

I am one of Londons many phone thieves, but I do it so that people can get off their screens and embrace the beauty of everyday life.

Democrats literally have an easy, slam dunk path to winning all branches of government in 2028 but they won't do it because they hate you and want all of you to suffer and die.

ACAB includes HR

And I didn’t even get an interview

wtf this dude was the GOAT