GATHONI K.

And only once in this lifetime, I hope you get photographed by someone who loves you.

On Wednesday night, Mwabili went missing at around 8-10PM. He had gone to Dar town, but ditched the vehicle he was in, & together with the driver, they opted for public transport back to his place of work. Upon reaching his local shopping centre, he switched off his phone.

BREAKING: RIP Free Education. You were crushed by a wheelbarrow

hiring the ex wife of the lead Coldplay singer is nasty work😭

And to my children I leave 127 open tabs on safari

Remember how they removed funding for KCPE, KCSE and KAPSEA,parents were to pay 7k per kid? And we made so much noise here they had to allocate funds for it, you people need to make that same noise again, otherwise you'll raise kids with American literacy levels(slur)

Phy’s Taboo 🔥🔥🔥

Get ready for an unforgettable time on September 28th as we bring together an electrifying lineup featuring the sensational talents of @temsbaby @itsJoshuaBaraka @nubia_we @ZaituniWambui1 @fliermusic @billyblackKE @iamchimano & Toxic Lyrikali! 🥳 #ItsAlwaysAGoodTime

Born too late to explore Earth, born too early to explore space, but born just at the right time to exist at the same time as this sentence.

There's money in everything as long as you're the top 1% of said thing

This tweet when I just brewed a cup to wake me up for the afternoon 😂

Coffee lovers huwa na such freedom. Ukisema, "Let me drink coffee after lunch iniamshe." It sounds cool, aesthetic and productive. But ukisema, "Hebu nikunywe chai after lunch." Unasound kama mzee ako na bibi wawili na shamba😭😭

They call it as it is, ROGUE NGANYAS!

Maraga is definitely giving them sleepless nights.

Sammyro recruited me to be a member of Maringo FC and I can’t wait to get my jersey and go for matches in the new season 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾

Is that the sun??

Status: Still waiting for an official response about the Lamu Museum from @museumsofkenya @PsHeritage @OmanEmbassyKE @UNESCO

i am simultaneously the family’s black sheep and gold star and that’s exactly why i’m the way i am

The pockets of joy are many. If you wait for the big ones, you'll never see anything that gives you joy.