ALEX PTAK’S TEST KITCHEN
@PtakTestKitchen
It’s me! Celebrity chef Alex Ptak!
whatever you think is going to happen in this video, I promise you it's 100x better
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You never hear about Slender Man anymore. When are they going to catch that son of a bitch?
Nintendo's representative was quick to add, however, that Yoshi and Birdo's relationship is "inventively, expansively sexual" in ways that "most of us cannot hope to imagine"
Nintendo says that Mario and Peach are not a couple: “[They] are good friends and help each other out whenever they can.”
Americans love to get scared of a pants ad 3 years into a genocide
Sydney Sweeney x American Eagle, oh my god.
This woman will be dead by the time you get home from work if she’s in an unventilated room with a wood burning stove
*can’t remember the expression fruit of my loins* well if it isn’t the tree of my seed?
The BBC has been Israel's major global propaganda weapon facilitating its genocide in Gaza The institution now seems to understand it has been complicit in the holocaust of our time 2 years too late. The blood will never wash off
A joint statement on Gaza from AFP, AP, BBC News and Reuters
this is like Oppenheimer describing nuclear fission
Hunter Biden breaks down the difference between crack & cocaine and why crack is so addictive
holy shit what an honor!!!!
Introducing TIME's list of the best podcasts of all time: 100 podcasts that shaped the genre and pushed it forward ti.me/451XhfW
Netenyahu on Hot Ones accusing the wings of blood libel
NEW QUORATORS w/ the wonderful RYAN CIEWCWISZ → Does getting hit make your body stronger or you a better fighter? → What is one on one fighting formula in our reality? → How is your husband such an absolute hunk of a man? GO WATCH RIGHT NOW youtu.be/VaqEzISuMvk
I understand why these quoras are too long for the podcast but they are my favorite kind now

The late bird gets the much cooler "night worm"
That's a shame. An army bulldozer you say?
🚨BREAKING: Israeli soldier Lenny Shoham was killed this morning in Jabalia after a house collapsed onto her bulldozer during a military operation.
That one homie who tastes all of the poisons