Midwest vs. Everybody
@midwestern_ope
Representing and defending THE #1 region || insta: midwestvseverybody
Nobody is willingly vacationing in Ohio
If you can’t You don’t handle me deserve me at at my worst my other worst
The only sushi I’m interested in is Midwest sushi
Let’s confuse Non Midwesterners: Corn Sweat
The Midwest is more than just corn, small towns and road construction on every major highway It also has people that wave at you as they drive by in a small town while they’re on their way to get sweet corn on a road under construction
Describing every Midwest state using one word:
What winning the lottery looks like in the Midwest
Stop complaining about your life there are people that literally live in Iowa
Are you even a Midwesterner if you don’t have a dedicated cheese drawer in your fridge?
Every Midwestern farm home has one of these
Normal person: I’ll book a flight to Denver Midwesterner: A 14 hour drive to Colorado doesn’t sound bad at all
Sweet Corn from the back of a truck has done more for society than any therapist ever will
Imagine hating Midwestern hospitality
Maybe it's just a midwestern thing, but can we please stop having the cashiers ask intrusive questions to the patrons as they check out? Cashier: "Do you have any big plans for the rest of the evening?" Me in my head because I'm polite: "I don't know you, I'm not sharing my…
Can we all agree that Central is the best time zone
