🌈 Susan 🌻
@PaulineMirror
* Pixel Queen * In my oil pastels era * Somewhat adrift * 🌼 🌸 🌻 🌹 🏵
The scene from Shaun of the Dead where they bash zombies to Queen's Don't Stop Me Now, but it's just me out in the yard whacking thistles with my cane.
That drum solo from In the Air Tonight, but it’s me just slapping my tummy waiting for the microwave to beep.
SLOTHING AND FROTHING yyeeeessssssss
discovering new good music counts as a productive day for me
reply guys are the backbone of this app and deserve to be treated as such
"Check out mi bellowing ball bags!" You #FrogFearFriday fiends 🐸 😱
making up a completely random fact and waiting till they say “wait, really?” so i can say “no”
This blows
We are imposing a partnership with @Applebees to prevent @TheAlienKnows from getting any financial support!
> coworker started following me around comparing hand sizes etc > developed a crush on her > we flirt back and forth > became work wife and work husband > went on a real date outside of work > found out she had a bf > continue anyway > decide it’s best to just be friends > she…
mfs with attachment issues when their favorite person becomes distant
Do I have regrets? No. I just have these two turntables and a microphone
Twitter is evidence that insane people can be extremely entertaining from a safe distance.
Had to stop at the roadside for a pic with this guy