united states department of evil crime
@Evilunitedstate
department of the united states dedicated to carrying out evil crimes 😈😈 founded April 5th 1776😈😈😈
its horrible what @realDonaldTrump and @elonmusk ordered us to do to the pope, we regret it, but it is the natural order 🫡🫡 we played a big part in his death 🫡🫡
As America has progressed, the US-DOEC has stood by our principals. In this modern day, It is important to treat everyone with civility, humility, and dastardly acts
We are imposing a partnership with @Applebees to prevent @TheAlienKnows from getting any financial support!
We wouldnt be the United States Department Of Evil Crime without Evil Criminals, so we are here to dedicate the Evil Criminal of the Month, going to My Friend for taking a nap during Tarkov Time!
Our Prophet has declared "▕⢺♷△⮭∾╜⊳ⵘ⊿⭚⚦⩢⼊ⅵ⡙⻒", meaning the pentagon falls within 36 hours
The United States Department Of Evil Crime has a strict no AI policy!
we are bringing the children sections to an audience long forgotten!
Attention! we are looking for criminals aged 56-61. You will engage in acts of malarkey around the states, primarily focused on the households of movie theater attendants! #SupermanMovie
Our algorithms have confirmed what our analysts have analyzed, crime is coming!!
I follow one(1) lesbian historical figure
Merriam-webster dictionary gotta be in the top 3 websites of all time
Were I a clock, I would count down 72 hours because @realDonaldTrump has set Saturday 1pm as the death date!
Crimestations™ are being installed across the world, prepare for a new wave of debauchery never before seen!
We have received another order on behalf of @realDonaldTrump, all major religious organizations must appoint Sir Donald Trump their god or be eradicated
Another #publicserviceannouncement Please keep this in mind as you go throughout your day.
Important little #MondayMotivation
People say it's nothing o'clock more then they say something is happening. The downfall of our godblessed country
we are collaborating with a certain country to ensure that truly everyone will feel it
