Federalist Musket🇺🇸
@Patriot_Musket
Thanks for re-upping the tweet. Basically Abraham Lincoln.
The Lunatic Left™ had better be REALLY careful with a story that could very well lead back to Barack Obama.
It worked.
So far the Russian collusion story has always been careful manipulation of words designed to create doubt among the fair-minded and hope within the resistance.
If HillPill slips off to the bathroom just mind your own.
Proud to join @HillaryClinton and #HalfTheStory to launch New York's Teen Tech Council! We led the nation against addictive social media feeds — and we're working with students to get smartphones out of schools. Together, we're changing the culture for the next generation.
To the fucker who honked at me in the drive-through lane while I was trying to decide what to get, I made my order extra big and took my sweet time just so I could annoy you further. You’re welcome.
To the fucker who honked at me in the drive-through lane while I was trying to decide what to get, I made my order extra big and took my sweet time just so I could annoy you further. You’re welcome.
Who ruins more movie? Jared Leto or Jared Leto
Who ruins more movie? Jared Leto or Jared Leto
Can’t even do the one thing I was still good at anymore.

How I have waited for this day.
The Lunatic Left™ had better be REALLY careful with a story that could very well lead back to Barack Obama.
Or stare at your phone for 15 minutes between sets.
Did you know you don’t actually need to moan in a sexual manner when lifting weights at a public gym?
Trump didn’t kill the Late Show franchise, Kamala did. Be mad at her.
How I roll up to Publix with the wife and daughters today, to pick up some extra brats and apple pie:
We've got a long way to go to get to where I'd like us to be, but I'm going to quietly enjoy today. We are way better off now than we were a year ago. What a country we live in.
We've got a long way to go to get to where I'd like us to be, but I'm going to quietly enjoy today. We are way better off now than we were a year ago. What a country we live in.