Vanessa
@Nessakins_
Biochemist/Wonder Woman • Happy Meal respecter • from Missouri where they never feed you snakes before ripping your heart out and lowering you into hot pits • ☧
I bought a locket necklace as an early birthday to myself. It has a little bat on it. I love it 🖤
Lmaoooooo
Robert Pattinson says an immigration officer recently stopped him and said, “Hey, you’re the guy from ‘Twilight’. Why’d you stop acting?” "I was like... I’m Batman?” (via @nytimes)
Nick Fuentes has never touched a woman, let alone talked to one. We all know this so please stop RT’ing that dopey-faced cunt pimple into my feed. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
How does Pedro Pascal get away with heavily petting his female costars, in Hollywood of all places, after the entire industry was upended over MeToo several years ago?
98 and sunny, but mentally I’m having a giant slice of panettone on the couch and listening to Vince Guaraldi while the snow falls heavily outside and the only light on in the house is the soft glow of the Christmas tree—
I’m just a girl that wishes she could create her own mixed flavor pack of Celsius 😔
I would like to submit my application for this position
In 18th-century Britain and Ireland, some affluent landowners employed ornamental hermits to reside on their estates, serving as living garden features and subjects of intrigue for visiting guests.
I think it’s great that these people are cranking out babies I just really hate the names.
A Blue Jays tradition 🤗 Tytan, Houstyn, Jetsyn, and Lennyn Hoffman threw the First Pitch on Dad's bobblehead night 💙
This is what they took from us.
95 percent of Right Wing nostalgia is just a picture of a woman with unbelievable honkers captioned, “This is what they took from us 😔”