I am Groot
@PMahone63
Dad, USAF vet, God, USA, guns, rugby and beer. some of these things shouldn't be combined. Attended Oxford University. they aren't happy. #TeamIronWill
Time to clean the pool before the bride gets back from doing the shopping so she has a clean place to relax today. open.spotify.com/track/0iWYn1Wl…
I am without supervision until Monday. I need some suggestions on avoiding the temptation to revert to my natural feral state.
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Pasco Sheriff's deputies are currently searching for Madison Chinni, a missing/runaway 14-year-old. Chinni is 5’1”, around 105 lbs., with red hair and green eyes. Chinni was last seen on July 17, between 9 p.m. and 7:40 a.m., in the Lyonshire Dr. area of Wesley Chapel. Chinni was…
Statement from Dr Strangetweet, COO-COO: What was supposed to be a night of music turned into a personal mistake played out on a public stage. I was there to hear music, but instead it was Coldplay. That’s why I kicked that security guard and screamed “you’re not my real dad!”
Sometimes it’s better to be lucky than good, not just when it comes to IEDs and explosives. I had ridiculously long hair when I was deployed. It was so far out of regulations that it was comical. I would go see one of the contractors that worked on the COP to get it trimmed up…
I dropped a frigging pool pump on my barefoot tonight. Besides the chunk outta my big toe, I'm sure I broke it. I'd just gotten done picking basil and jalapeños for my wife to hand out at the office tomorrow. There's some evil bitches there for that karma boomerang.
Pasco Sheriff's deputies are currently searching for Ava Fotopoulos, a missing/runaway 16-year-old. Fotopoulos is 5'5", around 120 lbs., with brown hair and brown eyes. Fotopoulos was last seen on July 14, around 5:55 p.m., in the Viking Dr. area of Holiday. It is unknown what…
A little Otis to kick off the night. open.spotify.com/track/50W9PJjr…
YOUR boys, dear reader, deserve an investment in their imagination
If we sell 25 swords a month, we can afford our basic bills and then some. Been rough trying to hit those numbers every month
In the last 25 years, Guy Ritchie has yet to make a film better than Snatch. A copy of this on VHS floated around my basement for years & I’ve constantly revisited this film ever since. I think the entire ensemble here is fantastic & it’s Brad Pitt at his absolute goofiest.
Neither does anyone else.
🚨 NEW: No 10 has confirmed Keir Starmer has no plans to celebrate his first year as Prime Minister
Hey @smcroasters I finally found a use for my wife's K-cup coffee. I take the grounds afterwards and throw them in my compost barrel. Hope yous guys are enjoying the birthday of our great country.
