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Lover of Christ and People. Micah 6:8. USMA Grad (21’). Writer @_redshirtsports @usflnewroom @samshadysports FCS Top 25 & Awards Voter
Doctor, Im depressed,” the man says; The doctor lights up. The treatment, after all, is simple. “The Kornacki of Bowls is in town tonight” the doctor says, “Go and see him! That should sort you out.” The man bursts into tears. “But doctor” he says, “I am the Kornacki of Bowls.”
Can we please get Central Michigan-Army at Ford Field soon @TT_Army_AD? @HustleBelt @asforfootball
MAC Media Day: Central Michigan embarks on year one under Matt Drinkall. The former assistant coach at Army assured his team right away that the triple option will not be coming to Mt. Pleasant. Instead, he's implementing a power spread offense with the help of OC Jim Chapin.
Rotating helmets? Is this the NCAA Football 2K2 team selection screen? 🥲
Awesome stuff from @RiddellSports compiling the 2025 alt helmet additions from the NFL aesthetic offseason.
Used to treat an Army player getting a helmet sticker like winning the Heisman as a kid 😭 (looking at you Collin Mooney)
The reason you’d stay up late after watching CFB all day
Tie between 2002-2003 (gross side panels) and the 2015 all-white. 2015 wasn’t a bad uniform, just bland and not Army at all.
What is the worst uniform you’ve ever seen your team wear?
There has never been a better reason to visit Shreveport. Except for the Independence Bowl of course 😂
First Hal Mumme, now Mike Leach's son. Should be good. @SickosCommittee
Readiness is readiness! It’s in the name!
#ArmyReadiness is about more than just equipment – it's about the unwavering dedication of our Soldiers, innovative training programs, and a commitment to maintaining the highest standards of excellence. What does readiness mean to you? #VictoryStartsHere @TradocCG @USArmy
Will never forget when we were all Marqui Adams fans during Week Zero against Hawai’i last year 🥲
Thank you Delaware state ! Entering the Portal 2 years left !
The Helmet Collector @BenOnSports troymessenger.com/2025/07/25/tro…
Here we go! Breakdown No 85 of 136 (not a ranking), the Eastern Michigan Eagles. Here is a thread to preview the Eagles' upcoming season.
Here we go! Breakdown No 82 of 136 (not a ranking), the Bowling Green Falcons. Here is a thread to preview the Falcons' upcoming season.
Here we go! Breakdown No 83 of 136 (not a ranking), the Buffalo Bulls. Here is a thread to preview the Bulls' upcoming season.
Here we go! Breakdown No 84 of 136 (not a ranking), the Central Michigan Chippewas. Here is a thread to preview the Chippewas' upcoming season.
Bring back the Friends of Coal Bowl @LukeMillerSOTS @GoHPDD @TheHerdBros
Google Maps: Arrival time 8:42 Me: Arriving at 8:25
Army missed a field goal against Tulane that would’ve sent them to the EagleBank Bowl at RFK Stadium 😭😭
What happened in 2009?
Around the Indoor Football World: Champions Football Association, New AIF Commissioner, TAL Turnover x.com/i/broadcasts/1…
The “Keep college football games on campus” mafia when a college age student gets a free trip to Europe to play a football game:
In 1993, Wisconsin clinched a Rose bowl berth by winning a game in Tokyo. Why are acting like Michigan took their fans and shot them out behind The Big House doing this?
I don’t understand this. Michigan owns a stadium less than two hours from Kalamazoo in Ann Arbor. It owns a second one roughly four hours from Kalamazoo in Columbus. Either of these options are far closer than Germany, which is an entirely different country/continent/hemisphere.
They did the thing again Let me put y’all on to some game!
Posted this video of a play that NAZ ran with Josh Jones & Arsiah McCorker last April on Instagram So when Bay Area ran it again with Jones & McCorker last weekend, I hit the Leo meme in real life #IFL