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Without me, this account wouldn't exist.
WITHOUT Googling, name a famous historic battle
WITHOUT Googling, name a famous historic battle
The billionaire figured out how to not need to live on $20k a year.
Evil walks among us
“I know God’s forgiveness is boundless, but if there is a limit, we’ve reached it" - Alabama sheriff on the horrific sex trafficking ring involving the rape, sodomy, drugging, and use of a shock collar on 10 children over a period of years. al.com/crime/2025/07/…
If you haven't tried it, you're really missing out.
Ngl this is pretty cool. Ecom was our launchpad but retail is the goal
Very Berry Ultra Grid Fannie’s 50% off exumbrisdesigns.com/products/ultra…
OpSec people! Don't play into our enemies hands like this. Loose lips blow up stealth tanks! Or something...
BREAKING: US Army convoy hauling new M1A3 stealth tanks spotted in California. Trump is deploying the army to challenge Newsom's sanctuary state policies. Martial law can't be far behind. #Fascism
That's a good way to get shot...
Masked teens kick down front doors to fire realistic fake guns in alarming internet challenge: ‘Not a joke’ trib.al/faD0oDz
Left Pelosi off, but I guess you'd want it to be a even competition.
Which lady is the worst alcoholic?
Settle this debate
What writer to read next, @TheJasonAnspach & @JNChaney , @mnsibley or, @rywilwrite ?
This man is doxing M.I.C.E. agents.
With all the hay pastures being mowed around here, the Security Team has been catching an abundance of rats/mice. Believe it or not, this is their happy faces.
Starbuck wasn't even the hottest on that show...
It’s Starbuck. It was always Starbuck.
Lore...
Alright listen y'all. Campbell's chicken noodle soup isn't chicken it's turtle meat. How do I know this? Well I've always hated CCN (Campbell's chicken noodle) but I could never put my finger on why.. That was until I had turtle meat for the first time. Instantly I knew why I…
In other news: FA leads to FO
DOJ staffer claims she was fired over husband’s controversial anti-ICE app that warns users when feds are nearby trib.al/wZ8alLB
eLiTe LeVeLs
Women's sports receive less than 10% of sports media coverage, despite athletes playing at elite levels. The WNBA isn’t just undercovered, it’s deliberately overlooked by a media ecosystem trained to value men's sports as the default & women’s sports as secondary.
It's a Taco Bell Discord server
Meanwhile on Discord, me and my besties are talking about gut wounds. See what you’re missing?
You may live in the South if there's fried green tomatoes on your fried shrimp poboy.

Do what the man says and no one gets hurt. Well, hopefully no one gets hurt.
Stop fucking around. Get them.