Squirrel Matador
@BudLightSadness
tent stake enjoyer, whisperer of chickens, Ambassador Plenipotentiary of Good Decisions and Ideas
God: I have made beauty. It will be fine. Go play with the monkeys. And you can have a donkey. Breh: you made wasps. God: about that….
Look at you being wrong.
She is NOT Starbuck. Dirk Benedict was, is, and always shall be Starbuck.
Quit tryna tell me about Starbuck and the Pegasus. You can’t stream that Bet I can It was a goddam battlestar now go away
Could she fly a viper? No she could not. End of story
Starbuck wasn't even the hottest on that show...
No. It’s all delicious
Take one thing off the plate
Haley on some turtle shit and it’s chicken. There is not enough turtles in the ditch to make this happen.
Take that back
Starbuck looks like her parents went on vacation and accidentally left her home alone......
Reminder that the Old Testament God turned some people into salt and was “oh that’s cool. Have some fire and sorry about your town”
The Jeep goes faster than the golf cart. He can outrun me
Jesus is tired of your shit.
I mean, yes, but Jesus was not well acquainted with economies of scale. By taxing to feed the poor you pool resources and achieve cluster-based efficiencies, which means you can feed more poor per dollar spent, or feed the same amount of poor with fewer dollars. Everyone is…
I am so not getting deported
“queso cheese” Now, you have to go back too
I am also not invited back to Grand Isle because we got the pilot shitfaced and he threw a beer bottle at the cop. His name was Crash and he set off the fire alarms at work because the room “was too cold” and he turned on a space heater.
We will wade through hell itself for the dogs. Andrew? He had a good run. It was time.
Person or dog? It matters.
Did I bribe the cart girls? Am I invited back to Stonebridge Golf Course? No Just west bank things
God forbid men have hobbies
This man is married to the game ⛳️💍