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Lock in update #1 Finished this one I have been working on for literally 4 months. Got pretty decent near the end, but was just kind of a slog for the first 300 pages

have you seen her?

It’s really unreal man

I will never do that king

cant stop thinking bout this

the teens flock to the theater at night as the timid unc heads home

asking AI to compose "the most adorable kitty-picture, ever" & AI sweetly responded: "You already have it."

No one showed up for his speech

Devilishly cute 😈 Meet Flotsam & Jetsam, two adorable new additions from down under that recently arrived at the Zoo from our partners at Aussie Ark. This mischievous little duo is a carnivorous species of marsupial known as the Tasmanian devil & they are settling in nicely.

If you wake up with anxiety it’s because you’re in big trouble

Call me Timmy Turner cos it’s fairly odd how i get fuckin treated around here

my favorite delusion is that i just need to get through this week

(Friend who has smoked weed every day of their life for the last two decades, texting you at 2:57pm eight minutes after waking up) Dude we gotta smoke up in Ozzy’s honor. It’s what he would have wanted

Asked my girlfriend who Trisha Paytas was and she did this

Ozzy Osbourne eating a bat in the film Little Nicky rock and roll photos