🏳️⚧️Hazel-Bee Writes a Manifesto
@MukkyWaffle
Art: @MukkysWorld // 24yo Naarm/Melbourne area dog girl She/Her/It MDNI 🔞 // Read my manifesto/tip jar: https://hazelsworld.neocities.org/links
📌 Hey! I'm Hazel-Bee. This is my personal account where I post whatever I want without the pressures of professionalism. If you wanna see my art, check out @MukkysWorld
City slickers are so lazy I tell em the nearest big store is 5 min walk and they go "that's too far away" like brother I grew up walking 40 minutes to get a strawberry milk 5 minutes is NOTHIN
Manager mindset. Did u know that communications from corporate are very manipulative. Managers aren't just *like that*, they get conditioned to be like that through training modules and internal communications from higher ups. Only way to climb is to believe it. It's nasty stuff.
Is that how it works? 🤔
this is valid, except for heist stories about someone stealing a bunch of diamonds from a vault. that’s cool as hell
being someone who believes consuming true crime as entertainment is inherently unethical
I need to pack a bag with food and water and walk aimlessly for the entire day
Easy. Even More JPRGs. Even More Visual Novels. That should do it.
How should Sony tweak the PS Vita’s concept if they were to launch it now?
Every day I see some news from the US or the UK and it makes me glad I'm in Australia. Life sucks everywhere but hey Naarm is pretty cool and has cool people in it
Befriending the plain clothed loss prevention officers in my workplace "keep your friends close and keep your enemies closer"
the lion does not concern himself with the MyGov inbox
ok so it’s a wednesday night and literally /nothing/ sounds better than getting stoned, making chai and melting into the couch. and i think i’ve found the PERFECT soundtrack for it: @cyberfaee’s entrancing debut album ‘splintered, shattered’ 😌
My husband and I have now adopted this phrase into our lexicon. We did this already but having a hilarious name is perfect and I think of this post weekly
She wants me to sit in "the cook chair" while she makes dinner for me
Fagdyke isn't on next month but do u know what is? That's right, 3 unorganised trans BBQs. Please come along to my silly event
At the midwest emo gig and I see someone turn to their friend and say "Metal! 😜🤘"
What kinda church is going AI for anything just ask your god lmao
I am an AI snob, sorry. I have to admit my truth. If you’re willingly using AI daily for simple tasks you could probably do without it, I am judging you. Found out they’re using AI in church & felt uncomfortable. Why do you need MinistryAI to tell you when the service ends??
At 3k followers I will make a home made burger and poorly film the process.
See what drugs do to people...
would kill for some weed rn