meg “Yooper” bitchell
@MeganBitchell
25 | girl actress, normal comedian
Hi I’m Megan and this is Reverse William Tell
Today my deli guy hit me with “MAN you REALLY love these chips huh?” And then when I said goodnight he said “it’s Friday night and you’re already going home?” he wants me to die
Unethical life hack: drink a fucking gallon of water before bed so you can’t fucking fall asleep and that way you can use your phone more!!!!!
Any scholar with a rudimentary knowledge of Jeans Advertisement History will tell you that this is very troubling
Sydney Sweeney x American Eagle, oh my god.
Yeah I have a drinking problem. A drinking beer problem!
My friend ordered chips and queso during Blue Velvet and when the lights came on at the end he legit had cheese all over his shirt like the whole thing was yellow
share a piece of movie theater lore about yourself
ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be transvestigated on the internet
your ffs surgeon did a great job congrats
How I look at the hairdresser while she’s shampooing me
Do I go to a movie theater a buy a ticket to a random movie and then just walk into the fantastic 4 imax screening to watch the Avatar trailer or should I go to bed
Famous directors who were so gay they loved pussy: Bob Fosse, Billy Wilder
My car ass could NOT date someone who is tires 🤣🤣
So it’s actually come to my attention that the hair color I’ve been paying for is identical to my natural one and I’m a moron maybe all of these are the same
3 minutes ago…. Megan ordered a beer 3 seconds ago….. Megan just lost her first beer
*to the tune of Owner of a Lonely Heart* homer maggie lisa bart
Megan Bitchell made a quesadilla at 11:30 pm
Orson Welles made Citizen Kane at 26 years old PTA made Boogie Nights at 26 Kubrick made Paths of Glory at 26 Ryan Coogler made Fruitvale Station at 26 Chantal Akerman made Jeanne Dielman at 24 Jean-Luc Godard made Breathless at 29