Lord Haydock
@MarkHaydock5
Former driving school owner and printing industry charlatan. Not driving currently (doctor’s orders) but quite good at walking. Takes the odd photograph 📸
I have decided that when I run the country, cheese and onion cobs (not rolls, baps or any other nonsense), will be made mandatory in all pubs. Those in favour, please raise your hand now.

Photo of the Day: Typhoon fighter jet escorts a B52 on a peacekeeping bombing mission over war torn Penarth, Operation Exploding Freedom saw 80,085tons of bombs dropped on Penarth over the 71.75yr long civil war #BombingForPeace Photographed from a Canberra
It’s like an edition of nature watch or countryfile or something today by the canal. Those eyes. They don’t miss a thing. Over the years, I’ve seen herons catch way more fish than the fisherman along the canal. Note the most attractive blue plastic bag in the background. Spent…
LIVE AT AUCTION 1961 Warwick Peerless GT evoke-classics.com/auction/#/lots… Extremely Rare 4 Speed manual with Overdrive Numerous Mechanical Upgrades De Dion rear axle, front disc brakes and wire wheels HPI clear #ClassicWarwick #PeerlessGT #WarwickGT
This is sensational!
This was extraordinary 🤩 Ride onboard with Rob Hall as he gives the @brm_racing V16 a workout in what is surely one of the great demo laps at Oulton Park 🏁 Cracking stuff, frankly 👌
Spent all my money on petrol. Can't afford a house any more. Worth it, though.
It’s hardly a secret that I’m a bit of a slag for old Škodas, so the latest @LateBrakeShow episode is an insight into my future. If you haven’t watched, watch. And if anyone wants to buy me a 110 coupe (or even a saloon, I’m not fussy) then let me know youtu.be/HioBbll2lOA?si…
Good to see James using a bit of Nottingham slang (and yes it is Nottingham, before anyone argues 🤨)
It’s a pleasant and spring-like 14 degrees in Sydney this morning. The locals are saying it’s ‘chilly’. Bit nesh, the Aussies.
Le Mans Classic 2025 - the greatest car event in the world?! Another Morris Minor road trip! The disaster, the fun…and everything in-between. Massive thank you to Motorsport Travel Destinations who made it all happen 🩷 youtu.be/8IpBDzenwaI
I dreamt of you last night. And I'd not even been eating cheese. 'Just So I May Dream of You' (2023 - sold).
Top team work, @LincsPoliceOps #rpu & #drones working together. #result
Seized this 160cc Dirt bike in #LINCOLN today. Linked to ASB behaviour over the last few weeks and being ridden unlawfully. Great team work by @LincsCOPter PC OGG, PC BLAND and #RPU. Two persons detained & released for further enquiries and to the other riders #WeKnowWhoYouAre
"I wasn't aware we had a rota. It's not unusual. I'm not a bad person!" #Caturday #Jaguar
At this point, it would be a mercy. I surrender in advance. mirror.co.uk/news/world-new…
A very elegant Demi lune table needed a little bit of tlc. I love how they come back to life. #restoration #workshop #antique #antiquefurniturerestoration #interiordesign
According to Grok, I'm going to be the next Prime Minister and there's nothing you can do about it. Brace yourselves peasants 🤣🤣
That. Just. Happened!!! @BrittanyForce and the @MonsterEnergy team destroy their national speed record throwing down a 343.16 mph pass at the @DENSOAutoParts #SonomaNats presented by PowerEdge!
Scrolling through a bike forum. Certificates of Conformity for ULEZ, having to take bikes (responsible for >1% emissions) for testing because TfL won’t block exempt, getting nicked for a wheel briefly in a bus lane, online ‘safety’ act balls. The Stasi would have been so proud.