Michael Kelley
@M53k
Bleeding 🍊 and searching for the humor in everything else. Vote.
If Pochettino were to leave before the World Cup, I’d want us to hire BJ Callaghan. He honestly should be the guy after 2026, in my opinion — but if Poch leaves now, I’d hire him in a heartbeat.
Mathurin and Toppin playing with the intensity of the 2nd game of a back-to-back in mid-February
Sylvester Stallone still has the turtles from Rocky. They are 49 years old.
It’s much more fun when SU wins by that score
Ty Nichols drives thorugh traffic and banks in the game-winner. We Are D3 81, Boeheim's Army 78. Boeheim's Army missed 3 FTs during the Elam Ending. Nichols finishes with 36 points. He was unstoppable.
Jordan stories are great Told him what he was gonna do and did it
not exaggerating when i say this may be teh most impressive throw i've ever seen from right-to-third.
UNBELIEVABLE 🤯 RONALD ACUÑA JR. WITH THE CANNON 💪
Carmelo Anthony had the best Rookie Season to ever not win ROY
Putin: "I need 60 days to take more territory." Trump: "Sure, Vova, but I have to look like a tough dealmaker, so I will give you 50 days, after waiting for 11 days to announce it."
To be fair, they were in Oakland…youtu.be/83knnCZBDuA?si…
It would be hard to find a quieter or more somber clubhouse than the one the Braves inhabited after Thursday’s crushing loss. It feels like every decision and evaluation the team makes going forward should focus on the 2026 season mlb.com/news/braves-lo…
Someone find @ZaslowShow and make sure he’s okay
Messages from Matt and the band: After 27 fantastic years, I have taken my final steps down the drum riser for the mighty Pearl Jam. Much love and respect to Jeff, Ed, Mike and Stone for inviting me into the band in 1998 and for giving me the opportunity of a lifetime, filled…
How does the GM of the back-to-back Stanley Cup Champion not win this award?
Jim Nill of the @DallasStars wins the Jim Gregory General Manager of the Year Award for the third straight year! ⭐️ #NHLAwards This award recognizes the work of the top general manager during the regular season. Read more ➡️ spr.ly/60124ghD6
In 119 plate appearances since returning from the injured list, Ronald Acuña Jr. is hitting .408/.513/.735 with nine home runs and 16 RBIs in 28 games. Anyone wondering how he’d come back from his second ACL tear, the answer is: majestically.
That’s because the only group of people louder than the Miami Hurricanes fans and their persecution complex are the Miami Hurricanes haters which love to feed into sed persecution complex.
I have no idea about the merits of the lawsuit but the number of people in college sports who will have any sympathy for Miami is zero.
Acuña's MLB ranks going back to his May 23 season debut Batting Average .393 (2nd) On-base pct. .495 (1st) Slugging pct. .720 (1st) Home Runs 8 (4th) OPS 1.215 (1st)
WATCH: “There’s no difference between Fox News and the WWF.” COACH SULLY shows how Fox blows things out of proportion to make it seem like a very contained protest had LA in flames. (With @MarshaBlackburn’s eager help)
CATS-TO-CATS STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS!
BACK-TO-BACK STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS!
This graphic is terrible. Give each player a different color
I’m sorry but this really is insane …
5 CFB programs I expect to trend up 📈 during the last 2 recruiting weekends include Florida, Bama, Notre Dame, Syracuse, & Texas. 5 CFB teams who are trending down 📉because they're more likely to lose commitments & recruiting battles include Aub, FSU, GT, MSST, & UCF.