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@this_josh_guy3
my tweets are bad but my grammar is badder!
My wife watches too many shows about women killing their husbands for me to sleep comfortably in my own house!
Anybody else’s partner take them shopping for a clothing item that clearly doesn’t exists and you spend all day trying to find this fictitious article and then get mad THAT THE THING THAT YOU THOUGHT UP ISN’T FOR FUCKING SALE IN YOUR LOCAL HIGH STREET!
Your account said NSFW but there was absolutely nothing offensive there, you've betrayed us all.
My anxiety soother is big fat mommy milkers Let me squeeze them I have anxiety!!
Have a healthy life style, don’t drink or smoke Exercise regularly Eat fresh food and home cooked meals And you’ll get to live far into the shittiest years of your life and burden your family with the moving cadaver that JUST WONT FUCKING DIE
When someone tries to talk about sex with me I just ask them how much arm wiggling they do and how many times they say “lovely”
Do them long ass titties get caught in the toaster when making waffles
And that’s that y’all Flying back home It’s all over, the film, the pain and the journey
That’s a wrap on this guy 7 months 7 countries Pre order your tickets now
Flying on a tiny jet and I’ve got an emergency exit seat so I’m now part of the crew
