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BREAKING Just Stop Oil surrounded this beautiful wall of poppies in London & sprayed it with human urine. Our reporter filmed the attack but had her phone stolen by a dreadlocked white man who called her a “fash c*nt”. If anyone witnessed this please get in touch. #PoppyAppeal

Sir Keir Starmer has taken credit for helping England get over the line and win the Euros. A Downing Street spokeswoman said “we congratulate the Lionesses on their historic victory and confirm tomorrow will be a bank holiday.” 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏆

Police in South London allegedly broke into a pub ahead of their summer party. The pub owner in Streatham later reported a burglary but then checked CCTV and found officers helping themselves to access the premises.

The Brownies and the Girl Guides are under fire after proposals for a new series of “woke” modern badges were unveiled. The new awards could include “gender counselling”, “environmental activism”and “helping migrants integrate.” The consultation is open for 12 weeks.

BREAKING: The new Jeremy Corbyn / Zarah Sultana party is now the biggest political movement in Europe. Keir Starmer summoned trusted ministers & advisers for crisis talks at Chequers today. The twin threat of Reform & the left leaves Labour facing wipeout at the local elections.

Age verification checks for p0rn come in today. There’s gonna be quite a few confused conspiraloons.

Jeremy Corbyn’s new party is on course to be the UK’s largest political party, with membership numbers expected to overtake Labour and Reform later today. Corbyn says people are signing up for the new party at the rate of 500 every minute.

The Four Nonces of the Apocalypse

“Junior Goebbels needs to step back and apologise”. Labour backbenchers are apoplectic with rage at Culture Secretary Lisa Nandy’s efforts to stifle free speech in the media. They believe she is harming Labour’s popularity in marginal seats. theguardian.com/media/2025/jul…

📸PHOTO OF THE DAY: "Look, no hands!" Sir Keir demonstrates a new Dyson-designed bullet proof vehicle to protect government ministers against activist groups.

Metropolitan Police admit it’s ok for cyclists to ride through red lights if there’s no one crossing - and say their officers do it daily.

Near miss at Birmingham airport as one of Donald Trump’s private jets taxis across the runway directly in front of a Qatar Airways Boeing 787-9 coming in to land. The US president’s jet was in the UK for repairs after being purchased from Elon Musk.

He’s guilty. x.com/piyushmittal/s…

Reform UK's mob smashed up this boozer in Dover on Saturday after the beach protest. The devastated landlord of The Barman's Apron pub claimed they were 'like russian droogs' Disgraceful. Where were the police?

ANTISEMITISM STORM ENGULFS REFORM Party chairman @ZiaYusufUK admits liking antisemitic post which referred to brown people as “savages”. There are now calls for a police investigation. Mr Yusuf has refused to go on TV to apologise. We will be sending a reporter to his home…

BREAKING: Police confirm it is completely legal to chant “FUCK KEIR STARMER” repeatedly in front of thousands of people 😁

Turmoil in Labour as Starmer projected to lose seat at next general election according to latest polling. “We’re fucked” said a source at Number 10, “absolutely fucking fucked.”

Girl, 12, banned from school’s ‘culture day’ and put in isolation for wearing a Union flag dress and making a speech praising Adolf Hitler and Tommy Robinson.

New campaign group Action for Palestine has toppled Netanyahu's wax figure and drenched it in red paint.