is jus me, Gwen 🐿️🐇🦇

Oomfie. Don't make me destroy you.

After bills I only have like $100 for the next three weeks without dipping into savings which I need to move at the end of September Anything helps 👉👈 CA/Chime - $MandyLorien Ven - MandyLorien

YESSSSS omg 😭😭😭

it's that time again, time for me to spend weeks begging for assistance in getting groceries. recently denied for disability for the second time, pantry and fridge are running low, and I've still had no luck finding a job that can accommodate. any help is greatly appreciated

A serial ceiling watcher am I :)

You would look good in pyjamas. Yellow. With thick skin. Also two of you.

I don't mention it, but I don't like new things being added to Minecraft. I started out with MCPE in the mid-2010s, and remember when we got infinite worlds and hunger. I've played hyper-modded games on PC since, and sometimes that's what launching modern Minecraft feels like.

Is there a downside to painting your nose like a deer's I'm not seeing? Why not do that every day?

Provided I don't go for a third round, I think after I'm done rewatching 30 Rock, it's back to Tim and Eric and maybe the IT Crowd. I brought out the Bewitched DVDs too.

What if when I bit you, you yelled, and I bit you even harder?🐱

*bangs at an unplugged rice cooker with a big wooden spoon* How do you operate this crazy doodad?🥄🐱

I am going to log onto Twitter to say “meow”, methinks🐱

Is it weird/pathetic to go to the bathroom by yourself

hey i noticed that you didn’t like my tweet do you want me to die

I like it when I discover a beautiful woman is also a good sort c:

Sorry mate, Mastercard said i can’t sell you Puyo Puyo Tetris because of the suggestive themes. Also your game about finding a cat in the alps has been delisted for pornography (visible asexual flag in The Witch’s cabin)

When I see the skin it makes me HAVE SEX but make thhe boobs more seeable

When oomf starts chattering.

protestantism was the worst thing to hit the western world

oomfie gobbling up my worm,, 😓🪱

Is there really not a canonical comic book hero named Multidude?! He’d be able to copy himself and shiz Ya know