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I am NOT an e girl I’m barely even a girl I’m more of an urban legend

sorry I posted so much today I also hated everything I said

do you fw girls who sometimes don’t eat their first meal of the day until 8pm ..

10 people followed me in the time it took me to place my order at taco bell

i forgot to wear deodorant today and it killed ozzy osbourne

guy that just followed me retweeted this .. sir did you even look at me ..

the porn bots are eating me alive

i do not understand what a bitcoin is and i think that is beautiful

umm it’s me again ..

I am on a very steady track to falling off could be just days now

eating a clif bar as punishment

every day my boss asks me what I’m having for lunch and I always say idk yet because I don’t have the heart to tell him it’s actually the other half of my clif bar from this morning

late to work in the sense that I only had 10 minutes to sit in my car as opposed to the usual 20 minutes

said it yesterday and I’ll say it again Good Morning

did you seriously just give that mouse a cookie

had to sprint outside for these

if you’ll excuse me I have a mental breakdown to get to

mutual monday im going to fuck marry and kill all of you

don’t care didn’t ask plus I wish I was dead