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🔥👇"I cannot stand for the SNP and defend the Indefensible". "Having lost 65,000 members. 3 quarters of its MPs and 10 - 15% in the opinion polls"

"Jake", "Fiona" and "Lucy" have been inactive since the 12 of July. For such prolific pro-nationalist posters on the platform I don't understand what happened to them all on the 12th of July? Hmmmmm.... now what could have happened.

Well my nationalist chums, has the penny dropped yet that you've been played for absolute mugs?

Data from Pisa, an international study of school performance, shows that, almost two decades after the SNP came to power at Holyrood, test scores in science have fallen by 32 points and in maths by 35 points. 1/2

This week's sketch 🙌 The people VERSUS Nicola Sturgeon's "REDEMPTION" 👀

I have it on good authority certain people are really not happy with this sketch about Loch Lomond and Flamingo Land. I wonder why, eh? 😆

I read that Scottish Government Ministers are to get a £20,000 pay rise; is this April the first?

EXC: Angus Robertson has defended Scottish Government grants to arms firms supplying Israel, saying that they are not "direct funding for the manufacture of weapons". It comes in the wake of a major new report which concluded that there is a genocide taking place in Gaza

NEW: A Scottish Government minster has denied their decision to reintroduce a universal winter heating support scheme for pensioners was like a scene from The Thick of It 👀 Shirley-Anne Somerville rejected a report comparing minsters' efforts to the political satire

What a week so far: 1. SNP push through emergency Bill @ScotParl to let prisoners out even earlier, endangering the public 2. SNP announce plans to cut speed limits from 60 to 50 mph, with a rigged ‘consultation’ 3. SNP KC argues men can be pregnant. And it’s only Wednesday!

@Scotgov making Scotland an international laughing stock in the Supreme Court - contradicting the government’s previous arguments from the GRR Bill. Ideology is now hitting the wall of reality hard. #WeKnowWhatAWomanIs

The accounts for Social Security Scotland @SocSecScot are just out. They have 4,000 members of staff. FOUR THOUSAND. Let that sink in.

Dear Annie As an MSP you should know responsibility for Winter Fuel Allowance in Scotland is devolved so the SNP "stripped the Scots" and Anas is pledged to restore it. Yours ever George

SNP-led Scottish Government set to argue for the rights of 'pregnant' men and male-born 'lesbians' at the UK's highest court TOMORROW - in landmark case about the definition of a woman dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1…

Oh dear, Air Miles is in trouble. He paid Survation for a poll, and they returned 58% support for the Union 🇬🇧 Can’t see Sirvation getting any more work from him either… scottishdailyexpress.co.uk/news/politics/…

NEW: Mhairi Black has said the SNP Scottish Government has 'made an arse' of delivering policies. In a podcast interview, the former MP also ruled out becoming an MSP because she 'would find too much to disagree with'.

Did a FOI about the national care service and so far there’s been over 120 civil servants working on this bill and the cost has been £28.7 million for something the councils have deemed unworkable and have rejected more waste and incompetence from the Scottish government 👇👇👇👇

Your last act was to try to cheat him out of justice for the grotesque wrong you and your party did to him, and of which you were at the heart, you treacherous snake.

'THEY CONSPIRED TO JAIL SALMOND' ... FERGUS EWING 👇 I wonder who had the motive to do so and was in a position to give the orders? 🤔 #SNPNotWorkingForScotland