Eric Spencer

Founders: We're going to write the Bill of Rights so that no one will ever be dumb enough to misunderstand it. Left: Challenge accepted.

Carson and Leno understood their job as helping people to unwind from a long day at the office by giving them a few laughs before bed, they didn’t view their role as a being primarily informative or see themselves as being tasked with advocating any particular political ideology…

The government will do exactly jack shit to help Americans eat better. In fact, they are more likely to make things worse. Hope this helps.

That's not suspicious at all.

Also, don't swim 30 minutes after eating

Compromise: Build more nuclear power plants and then it won't matter.

Ah yes the thrill of working hard your entire life so you can be forced to pay other people’s bills. The American dream

I can find pics, too.

So you acknowledge that he was able to criticize the administration with impunity, and there is no censorship. Glad we could finally come to an agreement. Have a nice night.

Did they show up with their checkbooks to help cover the show’s massive financial losses, or is their support limited to that which costs them nothing?

"Nobody ever said 'the Russians hacked the election!'" Except, of course, they ALL said "the Russians hacked the election" 👇

"I was fired and now I only have 10 months left to speak truth to power."

For a guy who was fired for speaking truth to power, he sure did get a lot of runway, didn't he?

Fun fact, you can keep having breakfast indefinitely at home too. Nobody can stop you

Cool. Now explain how Stewart was able to openly criticize the administration with no repercussions.

Me, checking up on another GenX icon to see how she's doing. 😳

In a span of three hours, Hunter Biden: - gave step-by-step instructions on how to cook crack - trashed Nancy Pelosi and claimed she secretly hates Kamala - told Nancy Pelosi’s daughter to f*ck herself - said Joe Biden was strung out on Ambien during the Trump debate -…

Do you smell burning toast?

How it started / how it’s hold up it’s still starting / ok how it’s g wait it’s restarting? / it’s restarting but now there are bees / the bears think the bees mean there’s honey / it won’t stop restarting and the bears are fighting the bees

"@StephenAtHome continues his long-held tradition of being completely unfunny with his completely unfunny response to being fired for being completely unfunny."

Comedian with an annual salary of $15 million, and a 10-person-plus writing staff, and this is the best comeback the show could produce?