Jonah Allon
@JonahAllon
Standing on midness. Was: VP of Public Affairs at @MPS_NYC, Deputy Press Sec, @nycmayor, comms at Brooklyn BP and @rlespinal. Opinions my own.
wanna read ~1,000 words on the snack wrap? got you: medium.com/@jonahallon/le…
This is the premise for Ben Lerner's next novel, which is supposed to be out in April 2026
This is the premise for Ben Lerner's next novel, which is supposed to be out in April 2026
not only does he sound exactly like his father, he even does the “anyway” heel turn in a sentence when he realizes he’s meandering. give him 30 years and he’ll be ready to run
Hunter Biden breaks down the difference between crack & cocaine and why crack is so addictive
lmfao
Trump: "He has these think tanks. They build buildings for people that think."
great article by Kim Phillips-Fein on the similarities between La Guardia and Zohran, and what lessons we can take away from the "Little Flower" jewishcurrents.org/lessons-from-l…
all this just to finish 7th in iowa…pathetic
Megyn Kelly: “Can a man become a woman?” Rahm Emanuel: “No.” @megynkelly: “That’s so easy! Why don’t more people in your party just say that?” @RahmEmanuel: “Because I’m now going to go into a witness protection plan.”
really interesting interview between hunter biden and *squints* zillennial nardwuar
these are northeast moderate republican governor numbers
NEW POLL: 73% of San Franciscans think Mayor @DanielLurie is doing a good job ‼️73%‼️ Some highlights via @sfchronicle @DanielleEchev 🧵
I saw some people after Saturday’s horrific crash placing the blame on lax criminal justice policies (the driver was already facing charges from a previous crash). We can all agree that person shouldn’t have been behind the wheel, but this is a clearly a street design problem.
I went to Canal and Bowery off the Manhattan Bridge to take photos of the crash site for work on Sunday morning, and found this banged-up white Infiniti instead of the Chevy Malibu that I'd seen pictures of in other news reports. It was a separate crash, in the exact same place.
current elected officials watching this:
HOLY SHT 🚨 Scott Presler appeared on Fox News and in 1 sentence perfectly laid out what the future of the Republican Party looks like: “The future of the Republican party must be a party that when we elect you into office, you do right by the American people” PERFECTLY SAID 🔥
Machiavelli is like 95% boomerslop
Machiavelli is like 95% boomerslop but one piece of advice he keeps giving over and over again which seems to be true & useful is that you can get away with being as evil and cruel to your subordinates as you want as long as you're not humiliating them
I love when people try to gas up San Fran, it’s such an extremely mid city
I love when people try to gas up San Fran, it’s such an extremely mid city
hey man me and the homies are coming out of retirement for one last job if you wanna join
comedy writer in a coffee-stained japandroids sweater: so uh…it’s called Woke Pope. it’s, like, the pope drafting his homily and a blue-haired college student is standing over his shoulder pointing out the things he can’t say bari weiss, expressionlessly: i love that
you can see in this video that shaun has X open on 11 tabs in his browser. time to log off man!
The New York Times wrote a hit piece about me, so I made a 45 minute video showing they're full of shit~
hey man. we’re all worried about you. you haven’t been haha-reacting to any of the reels we’re sending in the groupchat.