Marcus Johns
@Johnsie31
Former Egg Chaser, and huge West Ham fan.
I am the last person ever to receive a yellow card at Upton Park. Played in a game the final day before demolition and got it giving away a penalty. The one remaining game that day passed without a card - so last ever name in the book at the old place was mine! Irons ⚒️
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In rugby, lots of people like to talk - but there are only a few genuinely worth listening to. Simon Raiwalui is one of those. Excellent insight as ever - especially around the hip/head rules, and really helped to clear up the incident at the end of the test. Case closed.
Agree, but I don’t think the officials even look at action if he doesn’t dive backwards and hold his head? Gutted as a Wallabies supporter, but I thought Morgan’s technique was brilliant considering Tizzano’s head is well below his hips at the point of contact…just my opinion.
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Watched last nights pre season friendly with my 7 year old this morning. Upon seeing the new kit, he wanted to try and update his to reflect! 😂😂🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️ ⚒️

Hey, @grok, who was the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them, just say who it was.
My 4 year old went to his first ever football club session today - smashed a couple in with his left foot, and whilst he found some new skills a bit tough, persevered and even got a player of the week award for his efforts!!

Sky Sports News - Martin Ziegler doing back pages tonight. All about Paqueta
I suspect his debut will see us lose 1-0 courtesy of a Wilson OG just to continue the trend of this prick scoring past us!!!
West Ham are in talks with Callum Wilson’s representatives over a deal to sign him after his contract expired at Newcastle 🚨
🚨 PUBLIC SHIRT-VICE ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨 👕2️⃣🔄 We need to go back to two year kit cycles. 🤔 If you agree, please vote below. Thank you, Team Kitsmen.
No good story ever starts with “this one time, when I had a post gym salad and early night…….”
Getting drunk on Saturday may seem cool but have you ever worked out, eaten well, gone to bed at a reasonable hour, and woke up on Sunday morning feeling incredible?
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This, in the cold light of day, is absolutely scandalous. It’s not often I will champion Crystal Palace, but I’m absolutely behind them here, hope they win any appeal they launch, and stick 2 fingers up to UEFA. Disgraceful.
UEFA allowed Manchester City and Girona to play in the same competition. They allowed Salzburg and Leipzig to play in the same competition. And yet, even with John Textor out of OL, they won’t allow Lyon and Palace to compete together in the same competition. Make it make sense.
Imagine twerking for Liverpool & Arsenal but not wanted; being scared of competition at Chelsea so going to Spurs to be “the main man”……… Only for your announcement to be overshadowed by chat over another incoming signing that the fans are more excited about in MGW. 😂😂😂😂
He only wanted Spurs. Welcome to North London, Mohammed Kudus. 🔊 @stonebwoy 🇬🇭
Tell me you’re dedicated to watching @lionsofficial without saying it…….

New cabinet in place , the #WestHam displays now all reconfigured to accommodate Alan Taylor’s 1975 #FACup original medal, Bill Roberts 1937-38 match worn shirt and all the latest editions. Especially privileged to be the custodians of Alan’s medal & be able to publicly display
We see the whole no shadow thing quite a bit in the UK too! It’s called “Endless bloody clouds”.
Twice a year in Hawaii, the Sun passes directly overhead at solar noon. It’s called Lāhainā Noon, a moment when vertical objects cast no shadow at all. This guy shows the effects
The new West Ham United home kit has landed 👀 To celebrate our partnership with @WestHam, we’re giving one away 👇 To enter: ✅ Follow us ❤️ Like 🔁 Repost 🔞 Click below for full terms & conditions
Any of you regular concert goers getting tickets for #lewisCapaldi I’m after a pair either night in london for the current Mrs GHH & the midwife daughter If any of you can help get on my behalf plmk by dm
Chim chiminey, chim chiminey, chim chim cher-oo We are those bastards in claret and…….ummmmm.
