Jason Applebaum
@Jason______A
As I sit in another uber going 15 mph under the speed limit and swerving. Dear sir, I’ll pay you $100 to let me drive your car so we both don’t die.
Uber should have an option where you drive the persons car and they sit In the back. Speed the fuck up. Also is it really that hard to follow navigation?
Having issues with one of my best friends so I offered him one free punch to reset the energy. Men communicate through violence and repressed emotion. Women would journal, cry, seek therapy and still bring it up in 2031.
Money Twitter is genuinely the dumbest corner of the internet. I post a black card… 900,000 views, 6,000 shares. I post an old Richard Mille and some Chrome Hearts… 300,000 views, 3,000 shares. I post a photo with one of the greatest living entrepreneurs, the guy who built…
Remember my RM and Chrome Hearts flex from 13 years ago? Let me one-up it Just got back from St. Louis visiting @andyfrisella founder of 1st Phorm, MFCEO, Real AF and much much more It’s actually Criminal that I currently have more Twitter clout. Y’all must not know he’s on…
13 years ago. Richard Mille and Chrome Hearts. Before Instagram, before TikTok, before any of you knew what this stuff was.
It’s 8am on a Saturday. Did I just wake up or just get home? Who knows. What I do know is Elon pays me to log onto Twitter, call people retarded, and now apparently, tell them to suck my balls. This is the American Dream. We made it.
This thread is pure comedy gold, but commenting “suck my balls” takes the cake 😂😂😂
Every time some irrelevant nobody calls me or what I post fake, I offer them the same chance to matter: $10k–$100k in escrow. You think I’m lying? Bet it. If I’m wrong, you win. If I’m right, I take your life savings Offered this to 50+ retards since I’ve been on…
Account at $73,876,277.28 still won’t pay for dinner ….. World’s Cheapest Billionaire.
This is my buddy. He’s a billionaire that drives a Honda and sits in coach seats when he travels. This is one of his stock portfolios. At its height it was $63,000,000 a month ago. He does not buy / sell … just HODL. He is the cheapest human I know.
If they’re already a nightmare before the contract’s signed, imagine the disaster after. A bad deal is worse than no deal. Don’t ignore red flags just because you’re eager to close with partners you won’t even want later.
Most of you don’t know this, but when you land in the U.S. from overseas, you’ve got zero rights. You’re stuck in a “Constitution-free zone.” CBP (Customs & Border Protection) can search your shit, take your phone, and force you to unlock it. No warrant. No lawyer. No mercy.…
It’s been 30 years since the bottom photo. Both cars raced around the world. One just came in from Japan! Car #11 and car #12 have reunited again to make the top photo possible.
This below post is gold so I rewrote it a bit and then added another trick Eric should have mentioned which will 100% make you a ton of money when implemented. Pro Tip: from @EricSchechter There’s pure gold in your ad comment sections. Filter the haters (you actually can…
So many ecomm marketers spend hours brainstorming angles when their next winner is buried in the Facebook comments of their competitor’s top performing ads... and they didn’t even look. Too many marketers say they’re too busy pretending they’re above it. These are the same guys…
Nobody says “you’re crazy” or “this won’t work” to me anymore, my track record is too good. That used to be my fuel. My teachers said I was a nuisance. My Dad thought I was insane. My friends never understood me. Recently, someone I was attempting to do business with told…
I really love @notcamcasey having had a few convos with him hes one of the few that is real, down to earth and crushing it in all areas.
bro everyone inflates their numbers online if your under 30 and make over $100,000 per year this tweet is for you, i’m proud of you, your killing
Inability to tolerate retards it a feature not a bug
At least flex cards that are hard to get
Powerful combo
Living the Dream! I get to tell people they are retarded and Elon pays for my dinner.
This guy is retarded.
When I was a kid my dad used to take me to Barnes and Noble and buy me car magazines. Do kids even know what magazines are now? This was pre-YouTube. Pre-Instagram. Pre-wifi. We had dial-up AOL, loading a photo took 20 minutes and killed the phone line. I'd take out the…
First class without a TV should be illegal. Pay 5x the price to stare at a plastic phone clip like it’s Spirit Airlines with a free drink.
This guy is retarded.
I dont care who the fuck you are... If you use the word "retard" as an insult you are a worthless piece of shit It seems rampant within MAGA, but others are using it too STOP IT