Gong
@JGongSoft
Hilarity and Humanity.
Today marks exactly 5 years and 6 months since a woman removed me from the line at a certain wedding saying that I had already eaten😭😭😭
The iPhone alarm is so effective that you wake up before it goes off so you don't have to listen to such an unbearable noise
The person who invented this Iron has a special place in Heaven.
#UpTheMerchant #UpTheMerchant #UpTheMerchant @Machando04 @Gratus_Consults @snail_tox @linqaluminium
not sure what's longer: a microwave minute or watching a video while someone else is holding the phone insisting it's hilarious.
This guy has spoken about suffering more than Nelson Mandela and Mahatma Gandhi combined
🚨🗣️ Ruben Amorim: "We are going to suffer but that feeling of bonding is really important - the spirit is positive." #MUFC
UEDCL should have been a tours and travel company. Their cars are everywhere .
My daughter came second in her class and I am tempted to ask the golden question 🌚🌚
Oi Slot heard Newcastle wanted to play Etikite and Isak together and said thats a sick idea imma do that
Did I jazz y'all when I saw "Comp" on the time table in P.5 at Mbarara Junior and thought it was computer, whole time it was compound 😭
My client: you are so good at golf Me in primary
Imagine someone saying 12 months ago that Trent would play Rashford in the el Classico
📞 "Yeah… It’s official." Rashford follows in Lineker’s footsteps.
See no Trophy Hear no Trophy Talk no Trophy
This 3 player must score in the Premier League opener against @ManUtd and to celebrate like this.