Homelander
@HomelanderUS1
I’m not asking, Chelsea.
I don’t know who needs to hear this but your weed smells like shit
Everything went to shit when NASCAR renamed the Winston Cup series
Fuck these people to the bowels of hell
Blessed are the poor.* *Except poor white people from Appalachia. They’re just stupid scum and we should laugh at them as much as possible while killing them and replacing them with foreigners.
Men, heads up, when your woman says she doesn’t want anything for Valentines Day make sure you bring home a little flower or some chocolate for God’s sake
My taste buds have officially changed. Never liked pickles. Today had a Cuban sandwich with lots of pickles and it was delicious
All dogs are therapy dogs. The majority are just freelancing.
Ah you’ve met my Dad
A man with a resting face that makes people think he might be angry is very underrated.
Leaving little bits of my DNA behind every time I throw away a ZYN
Some people can’t make an over medium egg to save their life
I could never be in a lesbian relationship. Imagine putting up with some crazy woman 24 hours a day. God bless
The most frustrating thing about DEI is every time a woman or a minority is involved in an incident it’s just assumed that they were an incompetent DEI hire. Very disappointing
Nothing it’s absolutely perfect 🤌🏼
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Sorrow can be alleviated by good sleep, a bath and a glass of wine. -St. Thomas Aquinas