Hdizzy

@HdizzyDizzle

Basic, extra, left, union, sometimes people pay to hear me make jokes - she/her

Joined October 2013

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Hdizzy@HdizzyDizzle · Nov 7, 2023

Every time we drop exchange student off to have fun times with friends I tell her not to commit crimes. She has bought us this days before she goes home.

HdizzyDizzle's tweet image. Every time we drop exchange student off to have fun times with friends I tell her not to commit crimes. She has bought us this days before she goes home.

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Hdizzy@HdizzyDizzle · 23 h

It me.

FFesshole🧻@fesshole · Jul 27

When texting the missus, I'll often leave in a funny autocorrect substitute word, as it gives her great pleasure in pointing it out to me later.

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Hdizzy@HdizzyDizzle · Jul 28

Been working away all morning and these guys are just taking the piss. Having a sleep when they’ve barked at a tractor and played with each other.

HdizzyDizzle's tweet image. Been working away all morning and these guys are just taking the piss. Having a sleep when they’ve barked at a tractor and played with each other.

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Hdizzy@HdizzyDizzle · Jul 27

Is anyone interested in this pair of chickens? Me, I’m interested but I’ve got too many and I’m getting 6 eggs a day in winter and Fran just hatched 6 babies and I am desperately interested in your beautiful chickens. Someone, make me see reason.

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Hdizzy@HdizzyDizzle · Jul 27

My joke tweet brings all the freaks to the yard and they’re like, earnest response, tangent about pandemic and “here is why you are thick”

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Hdizzy@HdizzyDizzle · Jul 26

Can’t believe the cost of living crisis is over now we’ve changed the order of some words on our passport. I assume butter is now $2 a block.

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Hdizzy@HdizzyDizzle · Jul 26

Why did I plant so much silverbeet

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Hdizzy@HdizzyDizzle · Jul 26

I am an employment relations advisor and I advise never using any platform that is not outlined in policy and procedure to make contact with a student after hours. Don’t snap them, don’t insta them, they are not your friends and they’re showing their friends. Trust me.

PPmax- Pronoun Boy@PedagogyMaxima · Jul 25

I am a HS teacher, I am adored by my students and am fond of the devils myself. You could not pay me to contact a teenager after hours through a platform like Snapchat, I see nothing of value in that interaction. What CB and DB saw in those interactions is beyond me

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Hdizzy@HdizzyDizzle · Jul 26

Deep fried pickles are great and you can’t convince me they are not.

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Hdizzy@HdizzyDizzle · Jul 25

Doing the exercise I tried to do since lunch time. Golden hour for the views (it’s fucking cold)

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Hdizzy@HdizzyDizzle · Jul 25

I grew up in an ingredients house so it took me by surprise today when my dad brought in a packet of toffee pops for Eva. Wdym she doesn’t have to figure out how to make them herself.

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Hdizzy@HdizzyDizzle · Jul 22

Local traffic management company learned something today. That our berm ain’t nothing but mud with grass on the top. (TB is very annoyed because he is a “get off my lawn” sort of guy)