Hans Fiene 🦬
@HansFiene
Pastor, creator of @LutheranSatire, Hoosier in exile. Blocked by Dikembe Mutombo.
Batman bravely saving the citizens of Tenochtitlán so they can continue sacrificing children.
A new legend rises. AZTEC BATMAN: CLASH OF THE EMPIRES is coming to Digital 9/19.
Benson Boone makes music for Zaphod Beeblebrox* *I dreamed this tweet last night
This is the total number of adult converts to the Orthodox Christian Faith in the United States. This is culled from 20 parishes across 15 states. The average is 100 per year. 1 year significantly deviates: 2022 w/186 adult converts. Then it dropped back to 124 in 2023
Because you’ll be visited by three spirits this night if you don’t.
Fiene isn’t an authority, he’s just a sinner reading the Bible incorrectly. Why would I trust him when I have the earliest Christians and almost 2000 years of saints saying otherwise?
It’s hard to express for kids who grew up in the 80s what Hulk Hogan meant to us. He was a real life super hero. He taught us to say our prayers and take our vitamins. And even when we knew WWF was pre-determined, it didn’t matter. He was an idea, a dream we all wanted to be: a…
No! Rest in peace, brother.
Hulk Hogan is with the Lord. One year ago he said: “Total surrender and dedication to Jesus. This is the greatest day of my life!”
Look legalized gambling might have permanently corrupted the entire world of organized sports but it’s also dramatically increased the number of bankruptcies and suicides among 18-35 year olds
Cleveland Guardians right-hander Luis Ortiz is under investigation for gambling, a source confirms to ESPN. Ortiz was placed on paid leave by MLB earlier today amid a league investigation into gambling activities. First on the news of gambling were @Ken_Rosenthal and @ZackMeisel.
I’m tired and going to fall asleep in about 20 minutes. Ask me anything.
What we really need is baby zip lines
Waymo is a godsend for working parents. Need to hand off the baby between meetings? Put them in a Waymo and send them to your partner across town. Impossible before now. Really grateful we have this technology 🙏
Man, this is eye opening and sad. We really need to wake up concerning sports betting.
Just a few years ago, placing a (legal) bet on sports typically meant booking a flight to Vegas. Today, it’s often as easy as picking up your phone. Business is booming … but at what cost? Our new video considers the arguments.
If you have two quarterbacks, you have no quarterbacks.
The #Colts rotated QBs Anthony Richardson and Daniel Jones between the first and second teams. Jones has gotten more first-team reps so far, though.
There's a Pizza Hut in North Carolina that is untouched by time; red cups for beverages, light fixtures, jukebox, table cloths, and even has the salad bar oh my god
There's a Pizza Hut in North Carolina that is untouched by time; red cups for beverages, light fixtures, jukebox, table cloths, and even has the salad bar oh my god
76 is like 190 in Ozzy years
Ozzy Osbourne Dead at 76 tmz.me/kDyg4nY
Drunken, stumbling idiot violently projecting his own national insecurities onto the Israel/Palestine war. Just a masterclass in negative stereotype fulfillment.
Tonight a Jewish man was assaulted in an antisemitic hate crime in Dublin, Ireland. He was slapped by this man who said he knew he was Jewish because of his face. In this video, in the immediate aftermath of the assault, you can hear the assaulter scream that he is a…
Who died and made George Clooney president of things that don’t matter?
George Clooney 'Forced' Jack Black to Break Up Tenacious D After Trump Assassination Comment, Journalist Claims variety.com/2025/music/new…
I kinda think a Mad Max style Blade movie with 17 lines of dialogue and 6000 dead vampires would make a billion dollars
Kevin Feige says Marvel Studios’ ‘BLADE’ is still in development with Oscar winner Mahershala Ali still attached to star. The film will be set in a modern-day setting: “We didn’t want to put a leather outfit on him and have him start killing vampires.” (deadline.com/2025/07/marvel…)
Ladies, walks are great first dates. You get to enjoy nature, talk about what matters most to you, and analyze his gait to see if he will sire strong offspring.