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Hey kid. This was a MAD FOLD-IN. Rest in power Al Jaffee 🤙



A bigger flex would be to get a Gates blurb, not use it, then reveal that on a podcast while promoting the book. Who wants something Bill's already had his mind on?
Bill Gates on my forthcoming book. Out in September: bit.ly/3SMQ11N
Self-obsessed, sex addicted males have been murdering the goddess for 10,000 years, and it's about to come to a thundering halt because women finally had enough of this shit. Shoulda kept ya mitts off the kids, that was the final straw.
Of course Pride includes men threatening violence to women. And yes, you guessed it. One particular woman who has said nothing that can be considered even slightly malevolent. But no one questions that when the trend is ‘misogyny’.
Hunter Biden is the first crackhead to have a laptop and not sell it
I'll take 'guys that no one would be surprised if they were on the Diddy tapes' for $100 Alex.
This guy right here @OsseChi
A viral WHATeo ?
Astronomer’s CFO seeing the bill from Gwyneth Paltrow
PBS's new Drag Queen News Hour looks pretty spicy 💋
"In 2016, Trump came along," explains economist @JessicaBRiedl. "And it seemed like Republican voters are really more motivated by culture war, by anti-immigrant fervor, by populism than by free market economics." TONIGHT 8:30 pm ET @PBS listings: to.pbs.org/39hI6Tf
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Neat. Though a newborn's sex has an approximate 50% chance of being either or at birth, odds may change for their prospective siblings. Mothers who had three or more children were more likely to have either all girls or all boys, and age may play a role. science.org/doi/10.1126/sc…
Finally got a decent look at the male Ruby-throated Hummingbird at the Seep this afternoon. The light and all the yellow Jewel Weed made his ruby throat appear more orange than ruby. #birdcpp #rubythroatedhummingbird
Yep. That’s a gob of of gluten, sugar, fillers and food colorings, all wrapped in a highly processed Chocolate-dipped waffle cone. I loved every bite. It’s summer. Chill.
The Fantastic Perv
How has not one woman throat punched this man
Rest in peace, Chuck Mangione His song "Children of Sanchez" was CBS's theme song for the Daytona 500 from 1979 until 1982 The 1980 intro:
Bar trivia next 👍
NYC kids banned from using phones, smartwatches, tablets in public schools starting this fall trib.al/8XMQzJ9
Man vs. Monster. 🎥: Orson Welles, ROWAN AND MARTIN'S LAUGH-IN (1970)🤣🤣