GrumpyGreenskeeper
@GrumpyGreenkepr
Grow in superintendent and in-house architect of LaGusta National-opening in 2035ish???DM for membership inquiries. blocked by Patrick Reed
Surprised you didn’t switch to Celsius this week
In April of 2006, Navy Seal Mike Day was shot 28 times. Shot everywhere on his body but his head, he continued to fight with his Sig 9MM pistol after the pistol grips and his thumb were shot off. With that handleless pistol he killed the three remaining bad guys. He then walked…
MY BEST ADVICE WITH NEW GREENS. PLEASE DO NOT promise to open for play before they are ready. It takes 20 growing weeks to produce a surface, then two years to fully mature. Allow a soft opening first. Cutting too low, too early, with too much traffic may lead to disappointment.
The #Jordon effect
REPORT: North Carolina is exploring a potential move from the ACC to the SEC, per @InsideCarolina😮 on3.com/college/north-…
Imagine actually being this stupid? And I put glyphosate in a tank with liquid fert before
The 1st 20 secs sums it up. No #1 player has done less for the game than Scottie Scheffler. It’s a less interesting game with him winning at the clip that he currently is. The @PGATOUR has never been less interesting. He’s not marketable. It is what it is. 🤷🏽♂️
That Bennett Scheffler is actually Boss Baby and is secretly Scottie’s genius swing coach
What's a conspiracy theory you believe with your whole heart?
This graphic is 100% accurate. Haotong has 0 wins on the PGA tour and 0 major titles. Keep yelling at clouds old man
File this under graphics that shit me. Haotong has won 4x on DPWT & another 4x (8 total) worldwide. For some reason Americans feel if someone hasn’t won on the PGAT the wins are redundant. It’s centric BS & NBC should be better.
Imagine they garnish his wages to pay for a locker room renovation
Wyndham Clark has just tied Bryson’s comeback by going from +5 to -11.
It feels like Scottie just realized it’s his world and everyone else is just a spectator
When you forget you have to make a cut to play the weekend
Looks like Joaquin Niemann knew +2 wasn’t gonna get it done 🤯🤯
Me mid sentence reacting to irrigation heads getting stuck as the next zone goes on
Someone check in on @SmylieKaufman10 at The Open
Them: you seem quiet… are you okay? Me: oh, totally fine. I just found out that the young girl randomly assigned to caddie for me today happens to be a girl I (apparently) inspired to play golf when she was 8 years old. She attended her first clinic with me 7 years ago, on this…
In other news…. Coldplay makes two singles after not releasing any hits for years.
Shoutout to Coldplay for bringing the whole internet together for one day
This is a great point Augusta should build a dome like SoFi Stadium
If I’m so dumb then answer a simple question. Why did they put a retractible roof over Wimbledon?
I’m old enough to remember when Phil wanted ownership of content and then they made a carnival golf league in the desert
Unfortunately I will not be playing in a PGA Tour event. The rules and regulations around PGA Tour tournament play will not allow us to film. The only reason I was in the position to receive an invitation like this is because of YouTube and you all watching the videos, so if I’m…
Rookie mistake to not rope this area off
You leave for 20 minutes and this is what you are left with.#breaktime
I haven’t posted much in a while but this scene this morning inspired me. For those that haven’t experienced newly constructed bunkers using one of the modern methods, this is an un-raked, un-touched Better-Billy Bunker in its sixth season the morning after over three inches of…
Remember to put your bug spray or your sunscreen spray on while standing on a hard surface such as a cart path or a parking lot. Do not do so standing in the fairway.