Pinako Rockbell 🔧
@GrannyRockbell
Name’s Pinako Rockbell, but most folks just call me Granny. I'm Winry Rockbells grandmother. Guardian to Edward, and Alphonse Elric | RP| Adult | DNI Proship |
Took me a bit, but I finally wrapped my head around this contraption-, now you can send me your questions, messages, or even doodles—anonymously, no less.. Let’s see what kind of nonsense you kids come up with. grannypinako.straw.page
“Hmph. You saying that’s usually the first sign it’s not.” She eyes him over her pipe with a raised brow, “Let’s see if we get through breakfast without something going wrong for once..”
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ It's gonna be a good day. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
She leaned back, eyes sharp beneath the wrinkles, “You’re damn right he was a poor decision. For you, for Trisha.. Hell, maybe even for himself. Always drifting in and out like he was just passing through, never thinking about the wreckage he left behind.. Old fool.”
« Hm. Fair enough. Perhaps there is now the opportunity to turn the statement around: He was a poor decision for both myself and that Trisha woman. Well. It is hardly of any use. At least everyone has become aware of his flaky appearances. »
“Hmph.. Rotten souls or not, at least you’ve stopped pretending it smells like roses..” She tapped the ash from her pipe, giving a sideways glance, “If you were one of his bad decisions, that’s between you and your own reflection. I’ve no opinions there.”
« Somehow I suspect this to be a loose implication that I am one of those bad decisions. Fortunately, I do not care at this point. Hm. I suppose both he and I remain with rotten souls across time. »
“Struggling with this technology too, huh? Should’ve guessed it.” She said with a puff of her pipe, “It seems your son is involved with all kinds of strange people.”
Yes, yes, don’t worry Pinako. I just have trouble logging in from time to time…
“Hohenheim’s always had a talent for running from messes. I might’ve put up with it for a time, but I never let him fool me.. And you’d be smart not to let him do it to you, either. Whatever’s left of that heart of his, it’s buried under centuries of guilt and bad decisions..”
« I must say I never would have expected to share the same opinion with a country woman who knew Hohenheim with his "new family". »
“Never let a man knock you down a peg..”
« I must say that "Thriller" had caught my attention, and thus I find it insulting for Hisan to adopt Mr. Jackson's motto. »
“Said absolutely no one but you..” She chuckled.
“The real pipsqueak.”
“Got a cup to spare?”
ᅠ ᅠ She drinks her chamomile tea. It's delicious. ᅠ
“Maybe you should focus more on your work, young man, and less on the women.. Maybe then something would actually get done in this country.”
“I’ve no complaints on where she decides to direct her brain power.”
“Too much happens in my absence.. Things are looking interesting ‘round here.”
“Stud, huh? Sure, kid, and I’m the Queen of Amestris…” She takes a long drag from her pipe, squinting at him like he’s grown a second head in disbelief, “Let’s see.. demons, machines, angels.. and the only halfway normal girl I’ve ever see around you is that Marin one.”
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ SCREW YOU , I CAN BE A TOTAL STUD IF I WANTED TO .’ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
“Oh, please. You never ask for it, but somehow the universe keeps throwing it right at your thick skull. Must’ve hit her head on the way down. Bet you looked confused enough she thought you needed saving. You’d fall for a spark plug if it batted its eyes at you, shrimp.”
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ It's not like i asked for it .’ - and I think an angel was flirting with me . she was cute though. angelic charm as they call it . ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
“Yes, you would be, boy.”
ᅠ ᅠ Chat, would I be the asshole if I killed my sister for ragebaiting me? ᅠ
“Demons, machines, and now angels? What the hell kind of mess have you gotten yourself into this time, boy?” She leveled him with a glare, “You bring anything through that door, I’m charging rent.. for you and the supernatural circus trailing behind.” “Always trouble.”
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ demons 、machines &̲ now angels. been one interesting week. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
“I check in and the first thing I see is that damn boy telling a homunculus she’s not a whore. Maybe it’s time I sat him down for a little chat.. wrench in hand.”
“Good to hear it, kid. I might be an old lady, but don’t think for a second I’ve gone soft. I can still swing a wrench hard enough to knock some sense into you.., just ask Edward. Though it doesn’t seem to do much for his reckless behavior..”
"Hey now yourself. Even as a Homunculus you give me the shivers when you get a wrench in your hands."
I ᴡᴀɴᴛ 𝐦o𝐧e𝐲, 𝔀𝓸𝓶𝓮𝓷, 𝖘𝖙𝖆𝖙𝖚𝖘, ｆａｍｅ, a͟n͟d͟ ͟e͟v͟e͟r͟y͟t͟h͟i͟n͟g͟ ͟e͟l͟s͟e͟ ͟i͟n͟ ͟t͟h͟i͟s͟ ͟w͟o͟r͟l͟d͟!͟ Aɴᴅ I ᴡᴀɴᴛ 𝐞𝘁𝓮𝒓𝐧𝘢𝖑 𝘭𝒾𝚏𝕖! #FMArp #FMABrp #MVRP #GreedRP
“Hey now..” (Pfft-!)
"Eh? Which fucking witch? Dante? Lust? Granny Pinako when she's got her wrench out?"
"Apologies to the Colonel.. But we have found our culprit behind the wheel that hit Wrath."
Oh, that’s what that bump I felt was…
