Van Hohenhiem
@VannHohenhiem
Proud father of two, husband, and alchemist. I miss you, Trisha.
Haha Ling Yao, you are banging my son
"Hmm... That wasn't a 'no'."
Life to all ❤️❤️❤️❤️💖 Except Donald Trump I hope he drops dead like the people of Xerxes 🙂
Death to all ❤️❤️❤️❤️💖
That evil witch must pay. That evil witch must pay. That evil witch must pay. That evil witch must pay.

I’m proud of my gay son @TinManGoneWrong , I just want you and your father specifically dead.
ᅠ ᅠ Unc homophobic too, apparently. ᅠ
Good.
ᅠ ᅠ Pride Month is almost over they're killing me afterwards. ᅠ
Happy Birthday, son 🎉🎂🎈🎊🎁
“Thanks, Twitter. Well, I’m a year older today. Maybe I’ll finally drink milk. Who knows..”
Delete this please. These are for my wife’s eyes only.
本当にやってしまったけど後悔はない。 そして無限にゴロゴロいわせて欲しい
I hope everyone has a happy pride month ❤️❤️❤️
This should be hetero month not ꜰᴀɢɢᴏᴛ month.
I love both my sons equally ❤️❤️
Too many Edwards. Why can’t we have another Alphonse or something? He’s my favorite of the two brothers anyways.
I wonder that myself…
Why doesn’t the big Elric eat the little Elric?