Chris The Wanderer
@Goonigan95
(21+) MDNI. Caffeine, nicotine, & shitposting. Pop-punk, Emo, Metalcore. I do hood rat shit with my friends. Priv: @Sinful_Seducerr. Moots join for free.
My mini fridge fully stocked with miller lite and diet/zero sodas
hey men, is there anything missing???
Casting couch
What in the world would yall use this space for?
“Don’t do that. Do this instead.” *something way worse happens*
something you would tell your younger self?
Me: sup
Nobody: Twitter men: Breathtaking, stunningly beautiful
Push and pull babe
Nobody: Twitter men: Breathtaking, stunningly beautiful
You can go blind from watching the sun. Hard pass
imagine watching the sunset with me
Have you seen my tweets? I am in no position to judge lmao
Men, does a woman’s body count matter to you?
My hand has never failed me. Plus I just bought a new toy that’s fucking wild
If someone pays you $4,000,000 not to have s3x for a whole year, would you take it?
Call me the soup kitchen because what I’d do to go back and eat free meals and live rent free
Living with your parents is a sign of poverty
Imagine her jerking it and signing “cum for me.” NUTNUTNUT
A hand job from a girl who knows sign language probably goes crazy
“Bandaids for external wounds. Alchy is for the internal wounds” -Me, circa 2018
You think Stephen Hawking’s ever felt some type of way when Chamillionaire’s “Riding Dirty” dropped?
Aight comment the wildest like “stupidest can’t believe you watched it” type of movie you’ve ever seen. Honestly I’m terrified to mention mine, plz don’t ask 😂
I mean André’s is a little more risqué if you ask me
Thought my bathing suit was cute, until I realized. We're twinning!!
It’s called A-flutter. You good
my cooter has a heartbeat when i see him, should i go to the doctor?
Me mowing mine today and I didn’t even finish
Me mowing my grass yesterday