dior ✞

not even bob the builder can fix my sleeping pattern

if i don't text back at night it's cause i'm out helping Batman

granny turned off her disability

i thought for sure that was a girl

AC Milan going to take that W 🥱

i was born in the right generation i love tattoos & air fryers

yk how much trauma it took to be this funny

sometimes u just gotta leave them like their father did and move on

dora was fr outside everyday with the gorillas & swipers

whats a woman’s equivalent to a man playing video games?

i wish i lacked common sense. yall seem happy

this the reverse cowgirl yall talking about?

Minnesota Twins bouta feed me good 😌

mfs wake up and first thing they do is go on twitter, don’t even know if they legs work

if music is therapy, who's your therapist?

mfs who sleep with their phone on silent or DND don't care about nobody's life😭

at what age should you be moved out of your parent’s house?

i be liking my own tweets, it’s called self love idc

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imagine being at a job interview and they pull up your tweets..